Floor Beer

The common off-hours and/or overtime drink of choice for overworked IT personnel, so called because it's stored in the subfloor where the AC is piped into.

You want a floor beer while we wait for the disks to sync?

by BITG August 18, 2023

Sweep the floor

When you order food and you want every toping on it.

"Can I get a large pizza please?"
"What do you want on it?"
"Just sweep the floor"

"The works? You got it."

by Weeblis August 23, 2023

Crap on the floor

What dogs do when they want to spite you.

Dogs like to crap on the floor a lot, don't they?

by Bonjourstupid April 17, 2019

Floor slut

Someone who regularly grinds their genitals into the floor to the point of climax.
Usually done while fantasizing about a person of interest.

"Oh, I'm a total floor slut. I do it all the time."
"Oh he's/she's a floor slut. You didn't know?"

by CappyboySteveman June 24, 2019

Floor Turd

A turd you find staring at you on the floor of a public restroom. It's usually best to try and find a different restroom after seeing a floor turd, as the floor shitter responsible was likely trying to warn you that the restroom is very disgusting. Ironically, they only add to the problem.

Bob: So I went to use the toilet at the local Pizza Hut, and there it was. A floor turd smiling at me. That was what made me end up using the toilet in the Burger King across the street.

by E hates Q September 12, 2021

Floor lover

Someone who has no life and just loves floors. Like they don’t sleep on no bed, nah they sleep on the floors because they think they be bad bitches but they ain’t.

Damn casey’s A real floor lover

by Wowfuckabitch November 20, 2019

Floor Gnome

One who does all to most activities on the floor; including but not limited to: Sleeping, computer, eating, tv, laughing, being tickled, MMORPGS, getting hammered, being tricky, telling stories, getting tooth aches, heavy breathing, not breathing, joking, Call of Duty, masturbating, and of course, living.

Dave: Pete, let's go get a job.
Pete: No.
Dave: All you do is lay in the floor.
Pete: I'd rather play Call of Duty.
Dave: You're being a total Floor Gnome.
Pete: Fuck you.

by Colton Hayworth December 9, 2011