Not feeling the unicorn.

General unhappiness. A feeling that something is not quite right.

"I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm totally not feeling the unicorn."

by Much ado December 2, 2016

thots not feelings

thots not feelings is an amazing song by erika costell

Jake:this is song is a bop what is the name

tony: thots not feelings

by fatdoinkandgreeneyes July 30, 2019

feeling stink

Feeling like shit emotionally, usually caused by another person.

“My boss yelled at me the other day, had me feeling stink”

“My cousin used to bully me all the time, made me feel stink every time I had to visit”

by KiwiSol February 28, 2021

titty-feeling

To touch someone breast; To have an arousal.

Eg ;Your partner standing behind you reached over your shoulder or go under your arms and did a titty-feeling to your breast.

by fancii2bird March 13, 2021

Feel The Horn

The act of inhaling smelling salts in a professional workplace environment.

No better way to start your work-day than to Feel The Horn.

by fred durst 2 May 12, 2023

residual feelings

Residual feelings are feelings that remaine after a relationship that has ended over the course of some period of time. Often covered up with a lie of boredom when caught looking at an ex partners facebook page or instagram.

No I swear there are no residual feelings. I just asked if we might've worked out for the sake of closure. Of course I love you.

by ~Carpe Diem~ June 28, 2017

puffy feelings

A feeling that you can't put into words or can't express properly so they just float in your mind and make you feel puffy.
Usually can be aggressive for no particular reason or a weird, out-of-place feeling.

Person 1: Hey are they okay?
Person 2: Yeah, they're just experiencing puffy feelings again.
Person 1: Ohh.. We should leave them alone for now then

by CyberZero May 1, 2022