Facesurf

To go scan through online photos and profiles with no particular intent except to people watch.

Brandi uses Tinder to facesurf when she is bored.

by CThumbelina August 16, 2016

facesurfing

The act of scanning through online photos and profiles with no particular intent except to people watch.

I use this app for facesurfing and never actually reply to my matches.

by CThumbelina August 16, 2016

facessociate

Someone who is on your facebook friend list, but is more of an associate rather then a friend.

I know he's on my Facebook, but I don't really know him, he's a facessociate

by not possible January 10, 2017

Facestool

I man that loves women to sit there pussy and butthole directly onto his face.

Jim has been the facestool of the office since now the women know about his skills

by Admiral radman February 8, 2019

Faceshup'd

When a social media site deems content you recently posted as inappropriate and shuts the post down.

I cannot believe the administrator felt this post could be construed as offensive and shut me down. I was just faceshup'd!

by Motosaki410 May 16, 2019

Fecas Touch

The opposite of the Midas Touch, wherein everything one touches turns to shit.

Sherry already lost her new job because she was late to work, smelled like alcohol, filed all the papers in the wrong places, and spilled coffee all over the boss. She has the Fecas Touch.

by Greyborzoi September 8, 2020

Fecegender

Fecegender is when you identify as a piece of shit, any kind of shit that you want. Your pronouns would be shit/shart. Just like being she/her, or he/him, you are shit/shart.

Though the term "shit" is known as a derogatory term, I have reclaimed it as another way to identify yourself.

No, this is NOT a joke. I am being serious, if you REALLY think you are a pile of shitty stinky diarrhea, then you can identify as Fecegender, shit/shart.

"Hey Braydon, what are your pronouns?"

"I'm Fecegender. You can refer to me as shit/shart."

"Oh okay, thanks for telling me!"

"Hey where is Braydon?"

"Oh, shit is coming soon, around 4:30 I think."

by A literal 13 year old March 28, 2022