February Intern

Disgruntled intern who seeks conflict resolution by watching anime at work.

And that attending? She was on my shitlist the entire rest of the week. I was not helping her with procedures, I was running every stupid question by her, I was watching anime instead of updating families (day team problem), doing the bare minimum when asked to chart review (etc) because I’m no July bitch intern. I am a FEBRUARY INTERN.

by Neostigmeme February 21, 2022

February 15

Annoy Squidward Day

Spongebob: Do you know what to today is?
Squidward: Annoy Squidward Day?
Spongebob: No silly that's on February 15

by Mr_Freeman February 16, 2020

25th february

if u were born on this day u get hoes u feel me. even though u a pisces, u still get the menu erryday bruh. all u do is win

her: damnn u so fine bruh yo bday must be on 25th february 🙄🙄
me: yeaa

by piotrek_1234 November 23, 2021

February 30th

the day all of your dreams come true

waiting for february 30th 😁🤞

by hezdai November 16, 2020

No Fiddle February

A challenge in the month of February females cannot 'masturbate' or 'fiddle' with themselves the whole month of February.

Tasha: Did you already fail No Fiddle February?
Tina: Hell nawwh! I'm waiting to fiddle my diddle this May!

by P R E C U I S E November 4, 2018

Fap February

Basically the same thing as December this happens every year (leap years included) in the month of February.

Guy 1: Yo you taking part in No Nut November .
Guy 2: Nah it’s all about destroy dick December .
Guy 3: You both clearly have brain damage it’s all about Fap February now.

by NoSayingHeckPlease October 18, 2019

February 17th

February 17th is National Shoot Your Shot Day. If you were going to ask that special girl/guy out on a date today is the day.

Jim: it’s February 17th Brett, are you gonna ask Ashley out
Brett: I have too, Jim, it’s National Shoot Your Shot Day!

by Philosopher69 February 15, 2020