Ethan

A stupid person who has sex with his mom everyday. He is not self conscious and loves himself so much.

Oooh look at that ethan, I want to be just like him!

by Goon Rat February 28, 2020

Ethan

ethan is the ultimate daddy. hottest guy u will ever encounter. he is super sexy and GREAT in bed. biggest dick u will ever see and the abs are impeccable. super good tan and hot stoner. makes out w girls at least 3 times a day....believe me i would know;). don’t ever mess w him bc he’ll beat ur ass but you would probably let him bc he looks so sexy while doing it

love u sexy bitch

girl 1: omg is that ethan.... i hooked up w him last night he’s so fucking big
girl 2: omg can i b his gf PLEASE i’m craving him

by mckennaande April 21, 2019

ethan

looks like the crimson chin

ethan is gay and looks like the crimson chin

by Gay boi 100 February 8, 2018

ethan

He will make you feel so safe all the time, ur gonna fall for him, ur gonna be there whenever he needs you, ur gonna think he’s the cutest person alive but guess what honey he’s just here to fuck. All the ethans are here for sex and u know it.

georgia: “omg it’s ethan he’s coming over”
larita: “don’t be an idiot he just wants a root”

by i’m in love with a gangster May 5, 2020

Ethan A

Asian boy with white boy friends. Smart, part Mexican, usually has a dad who likes excel.

Yo, Ethan A And I failed our science project

by PizaPi September 4, 2019

Ethan

Can be one of the most irritating people on the Earth, but you still care for him nonetheless. He is more innocent than he lets on and a really funny. He is a great imitator and kind of has a big mouth. He acts so immature a lot but you can't help looking at him like a younger brother something relevant to that. It is almost impossible to get in a relationship with him, not because you don't want to, but because he doesn't. He rarely likes anyone and most likely get into 4-5 relationships out of the course of his life. He is pretty shy at one moment but the hella cocky another, so beware of his mood changes. He's pretty athletic and LOVES to tease his friends about anything and everything.

Person 1: Why is Ethan so annoying?
Person 2: IDK, but hey, once you get to know him, he isn't that bad.

by smeldey June 2, 2019

Ethan

The type of kid to get a haircut with the worst fade and a dent in his head from a headset. Also will do anything anybody says. He is a total tryhard in any video game and he and abuses hollister

What an Ethan he’s so dumb

by Sex god 10101010101 nice March 1, 2019