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Honors English

A course in which supposed honors- worthy students are placed in, when in reality half the students are just "good kids." An overwhelming amount of reading is assigned, followed by a lot of essay-writing. It doesn't matter whether the students read the books, or used sparknotes to finish the reading assignments. All that matters is that it can be stated that the students read "x" amount of books during the school year.
Honors Student A: Yo, you did the homework for English?!
Honors Student B: No, I don't think anybody did. Nobody even bothered to do sparknotes.
by kick ass Liz May 27, 2005
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English Teeth

A set of yellow-brown, crooked, fetid, generally repulsive teeth found predominantly on British or English people.
Austin Powers may be "Groovy, Baby," but his English Teeth are fucking ick!
by WelcomeToNowhere December 24, 2010
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New York English

A distinct brand of English spoken especially in the NYC metropolitan area, including the buroughs (excl. alot of Manhattan, full of transplants), Long Island, parts of upstate, and a great deal of New Jersey and Connecticut.

Those who portray it as low-class or ugly, forget that some of the finest speakers of the English language, including Robert Rinero and Christopher Walken, have thick New York accents.

Some features it is known for were previously common, but are now disappearing (such as pronouncing "girl" as "goil" which noone except very old men does anymore).

One of the most widespread features is pronouncing the "a" in words Kerry and carry seperately. Most Americans pronounce the short a in words like "carry", "Larry" "vary", and "marry" with an e, giving them the same vowel as "berry".

A slightly less common, but still widespread feature is an additional vowel not used in General American English, often written as "aww. In words like "caught", "long", "off, and sometimes even "dog" or "fog" are pronounced with the lips more rounded into an o-like a. Most Americans and Canadians as well just pronounce it with a long a, as in "father".

One feature that's still easy to find, but not necessarily the norm anymore, is r-dropping, as in other Northeastern US accents, pronouncing "here" and "there" "hee-uh" and "theh-uh". Many of those that don't drop the r at least soften it, or only drop it in some words while speaking quickly.
Some famous speakers of New York English include:
Marlon Brando
Joe Pesci
Donald Trump
Robert Dinero
Christopher Walken
Many many good MC's
Rudy Giuliani
by d.c.r.n.y.c. October 30, 2009
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Stoner Enginuity

To build something while you are stoned. Usually a bong from useless materials.
Man, use your stoner enginuity to fix that shit
by D-Ran May 25, 2006
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englilish

A lesson in which Strong Bad excels!
Will you write my englilish paper for me?
by Spadge September 12, 2003
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Engineering Students

Engineering Students are groups of men, usually young men, who collectively agree to abstain from sexual intercourse.
Don't bother offering us that stinky pinky. We are Engineering Students.
by Social Studies Major April 19, 2019
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Lazy English

People who substitute letters in words or change them completly so they don't have to say a longer word.

Waah=Well
Gangsta=Gangster
Lookin'=Looking
Frank: Fo' sho' mufucka

Dave: Sorry man I don't speak Lazy English
by Ike Turner May 17, 2008
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