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Stoner Dump

The massive dump one takes the morning after having smoked and eatin a crap load of munchies.
Dude, last night I smoked a blunt and ate a whole bag of cheetos. I took the biggest stoner dump this morning.
by rhythmboy32 September 23, 2011
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dumping station

more commonly reffered to as the toilets
"Hi, I'm just off to the dumping station"
by freddieb14 October 12, 2007
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Dump cloud

When I walked into the restroom the dump cloud hit me in the face like a bitch slap!
by Marfamcfab April 19, 2020
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Dump fuzz

The busybody neighborhood person, usually an old white woman, who yells at you when she sees your dog taking a dump in someone else's yard while on a walk. The self-appointed police department of dog feces.
*dog cops a squat and starts squeezing one out*

Old bitch from across the street: "I hope you brought a bag to put that in."

You: "Go fuck yourself. What are you supposed to be, the dump fuzz?"
by JKRex January 17, 2015
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mutated dump

When your shit comes out in a color other than brown.Example:green red and ocasionally a touch of yellow.
Tony:DIzAm!I just took the weirdest mutated dump of my life!

Jack:Too much info dood!
by Moester909 March 27, 2009
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vadge dump

The Vadge dump is actual considered an art form in several countries. It requires one to excrement inside the vagina, any willing male or female, may participate in this act.
It does require some practice, the most commonly used technique is for the female to lie on the floor, with her hands holding her hips, in order to lift her legs akimbo in the air... the other participant should stand facing the opposite direction and whilst squatting try land that chocolate log aka dump inside the vadge aka vagina
Mitch "Hey Dom, I pulled that slut Julie in the pub last night"
Dom: "Wow I hear shes really dirty?"
Mitch "Tell me about it,she even let me vadge dump her! "
by Keithima February 13, 2017
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Blunt Dump

The act of quickly ditching your blunt (marijuana cigarette) when you believe that continuing to hold it may result in a far more negative consequence compared to loosing the blunt itself.
Chuckford: "Is that a police checkpoint up ahead?"

Rastafarian Billy: "Shit! Time to blunt dump! Where is the Fabreeze?"
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
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