Doughnut Warrior

Doughnut warriors travel in packs, have flashing red and blue lights (so you know they're not messing around), and typically weigh in at about 300 pounds. They are one of the more violent hominids you can meet face to face, typically 50% of them beat their partners and 100% of them are total douchebags

"that doughnut warrior took the PIG CHOPPA down to dunkin doughnuts again. If i were a robber, doughnut shops would be the last place i'd rob, sooo many doughnut warriors gather there"

by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020

Doughnut

A crushy

Oi crushy you daft fag stop being a fucking doughnut!

by Fridge67897 June 9, 2021

Juggle Some Doughnuts

to play with soft sexual body parts - boobs, butts, balls

Asking to hook up and get sexy: "I'm just trying to juggle some doughnuts."

by Hipps January 12, 2021

Doughnut Dogging

The act of ordering a dozen fresh doughnuts from a roadside establishment and proceeding to copulate with sed confection using custard as lubricant until either completion or doughnut disintegration all the while making eye contact with the vendor.

Ben was arrested for doughnut dogging again.

by WindyLeaf9591 February 28, 2023

doughnut nation

A known scammer who will even scam for $1

Doughnut Nation
A person who will get close to you and scammed you

by Rathens July 27, 2023

Doughnut

someone whos besties with their friend owen and loves doughnuts

noah dropped a doughnut

by NoahsADoughnut January 20, 2023

stacking doughnuts

a form of expression that refers to an individual's willingness to stack doughnuts or any food item on a person, who they find peng's , dick when they otherwise would not.

(each doughnut accounts for one inch)

'imma stack doughnuts on that boy'

'i'll be stacking doughnuts on him'

'there will be six doughnuts on that boy'

by riyagupta December 1, 2023