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I don't like to shit in my own front yard

This is your town, big or small. You have a rep to maintain. You gotta hold your head high around your stomping grounds. If your gonna act slutty or a fool... you take it else where! Don't shit in your own front yard, people will see you. Go across town, and shit in someone else's yard :)
Friend: "Why don't you just go home with him?" You: "I don't like to shit in my own front yard, if you know what I mean."
by Liz Gee November 12, 2012
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I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living

What is said about someone who is a tight wad and/or rich and has fallen on hard times and lost all there money. And you hate there guts.
I hate that Donald Trump! I don't care if he has to suck dicks for a living.
by Deep blue 2012 May 9, 2010
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I don't know what I'm going to do with you!

Significant other is fed up or exhausted with the idea of you being around them.
Justin, you are getting to be too much and I'm confused about how I should handle you! You have made me mad/annoyed for the last time!!
("I don't know what I'm going to do with you!" is to be aggravated or annoyed by one's actions)
by anonymous November 18, 2022
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I don't know what X means, but it sounds disappointing

A phrase used by anyone who knows it. which displays a "I don't care, but i do at the same time" feel when its said.
The X can be replaced with anything, but depending on what X is changes "what" and "means", if its a person, it would instead be "who" and "is".
Usually saying this phrase, they put on a depressed tone and slur their words, specifically "sounds", and "disappointing". Usually said like : "Soounds Disappoooointingg..."
I don't know what X means, but it sounds disappointing.
1. Hey, meet my friend Bob!
2. I don't know who Bob is, but it sounds disappointing...
~or~
1. Try this food!
2. I don't know what food means, but it sounds disappointing ...
by Generic Pseydonym January 9, 2017
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I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more

so I am all out of words and so little fucking ideas tighten my mind desperately
Kidnapper ask for candy: I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more,, take candy
by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
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I don't even know what hole to put my dick in

A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:

-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes
"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."

"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"

"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."
by ybsubnairb December 10, 2009
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