Dog

A dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, then proceeds to fly away and poop on your dead moms head.

You: I wish for a dog!
Dog: no

by vwezluag23ql57rf8a<vl. March 6, 2022

dog

woof wof woof woof woof. woof woof woof. woof, woof woof woof.

Dog: Woof!

by HoodieKat January 27, 2019

dog

God backwards

Bro 1: hey look at that dog.
Bro 2: don't you mean god backwards.

by Henry the lonely turkey May 3, 2019

Dog

Buffoon

Dogs are buffoons

by Blurryface_fan December 25, 2021

dog

laila

"Awww look at that dog!"

"Isn't that laila?"
"No, that's a dog."

by elgatto October 19, 2020

dog

a food commonly eaten by chines and is really delicious

dam long shlong that was a great dog

by Tatum nepir69666 June 4, 2019

dog

a being of pure happiness that can remove anxiety with a simple lick.

"wow! my dog licked away my anxiety!"

by nnnnnnoooooooo September 12, 2020