Razor Dive

Accidentally dropping your razor (Hedge Trimmer) in the toilet while shaving your pubes

I was sitting on the toilet today shaving my pubes. My hands were all sweaty from the fear of accidentally cutting my balls again, and my brand new Philips decided to take a Razor Dive.

by Mono Penguin December 18, 2013

Scuba diving

Eating a girl’s ass out under water

Dude I went scuba diving last night!

by treebeard58 November 17, 2018

drunk diving

scuba diving below 100 feet so that u get the feeling of being drunk

Dan ran out of beer so he just went drunk diving

by mustang maniac April 20, 2010

diving for grouper

oral sex on a woman, cunnilingus

He loved her man, he went diving for grouper on the first date.

by rebelyid October 23, 2005

leisure dive

Jumping in mid-air over (usually) a body of water and striking a leisurely pose as if, say, laying on the beach reading a book.

John's leisure dive of him in a full tux with a martini glass over the pool was epic.

by bbcplease March 15, 2014

stall dive

When you have to shit so bad you basically dive into the bathroom stall.

Dude#1: Bruce just ran by me. What's wrong with him?

Dude#2: I think he's about to stall dive broh

Dude#1: Damn! That bathrooms gonna be toxic...

by m00s3knuckl3 October 31, 2014

Scuba Diving

When a guy pees with his dick submerged in the toilet

Al has an ankle slipper so he goes scuba diving every time he pees

by Big38HawkEm December 31, 2020