Diving bell

If i stare into the abyss will it stare into me If i stare into the abyss will it stare into me If i stare into the abyss will it stare into meIf i stare into the abyss will it stare into me

Me:have you heard the song diving bell by statset
Dustin bates: prepare the diving bell it's time to take this low again....

by Halinthesea April 24, 2022

Diving dolphin

A cheap malfunctioning sex toy.

The sex toy looked like a diving dolphin and sparks were coming out of it when it was turned on.

by anonymous January 21, 2022

pocket diving

"Pocket diving" is when you need to dig down in your pocket or purse to find stuff, especially store cards, money, and/or credit cards. There must be an end to pocket diving because fumbling and juggling your cards while everyone is waiting in line just doesn't work. As a cashier, carrying a watch or a wrist band so one doesn't have to think of these things would make it so much easier for both customers and cashiers alike, and serious cut down on the wait for cashiers.

Are you some kind of ass that you're holding up the the line at the cashier's register going pocket diving for your cards?

by Music_Is_Forever April 1, 2022

Scuba Diving

When a guy pees with his dick submerged in the toilet

Al has an ankle slipper so he goes scuba diving every time he pees

by Big38HawkEm December 31, 2020

dive-bombing

Method of attack in military circles. As the name suggests, you dive before dumping a bomb on a target. Used as a means to increase accuracy of bombing, plus it is bloody satisfying, especially if you get a one-bomb double kill. Specialised dive-bombing aircraft like the Ju-87 Stuka, D3A or SB2C are used for such roles.

For best results, conduct dive-bombing in a Ju 87 with Jericho trumpets, and relish in the opposition's terror.

by A Random European Gamer April 9, 2021

Diving helmet

The ancestor to both the gas mask and modern scuba diving gear.

I've never tried a diving helmet. But yes I've tried a gas mask.

by Sexydimma June 26, 2022

Controlled Dive

In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.

Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?

Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive

by semi-functional-addict February 16, 2022