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Johnny Derp

A man with such a fragile male ego that even describing him without actually naming him enrages him. A man who court-shops a defamation lawsuit because the state that actually would handle the case would immediately dismiss it due to strict defamation laws. A man whose lawyers will forever be known for defending a wife-beater.
Judging from recent posts on Twitter, the world is finally starting to see the truth about Johnny Derp. His most recent film underwhelmed at the box office, bringing in only 10% of the film's budget. He lied on the stand about his ex-wife cutting his finger. And, prior to getting together with his ex-wife, he was arrested for assault. But, of course, his fans ignore anything that paints him in a bad light. He & his fans are the Hollywood equivalent of Donald Trump & Trump's supporters.
by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 30, 2023
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derp man elite

A male that has sex with a female and to get her pregnant and proceeds to never see her again.
derp man elite was never seen by her again.
by notkejejnsn September 5, 2017
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Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation
Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP
by Moosic June 10, 2016
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derp

Derp is Intuitive Stupidity and scroobness and usually consists with minecraft players and noobs
Well, Im A Derpy Person, So My Pixel gun 3d is KingDerp
by KingDerpYT March 21, 2017
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King of Derp

From hell does Stalin guide its shells once the King of Derp orders and enemy to shut up and die. It doesn't matter if the King is rolling or patiently aiming; Stalin's will is the only thing the KV-2 needs to TEAR NAZI TANKS APART.
by SomeStupidGuyBehindAComputer December 22, 2018
mugGet the King of Derpmug.

derping

"See? All that derping for nothing." -CallMeKevin
by dawnlemon December 3, 2020
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Derp

An offensive way to say someone is bad at any video game, or looks derpy, like slowpoke.
I'm such a DERP.
by lol im a not troll October 10, 2017
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