damn daniel

A viral Twitter "joke" video in which an adolescent boy, referred to as Daniel, is either complimented/mocked on his choice of shoes (white Vans), depending on the viewer's interpretation. The videographer, who comments on Daniel's shoes, does so in a "funny" (see: unfunny, obnoxious) voice, somewhat reminiscent of a prepubescent Gilbert Gottfried. The video's humor panders to the lowest common denominator of humor; there is objectively no substance to the joke. Its meteoric popularity indicates that a large amount of people enjoy the joke, when there's clearly nothing to be amused by in the video. Simply put, it's an inside joke which has been blown out of proportion.

DAMN DANIEL! I'M A SELF-LOATHING, INSECURE, CONFORMIST CHILD WHO'S FRIGHTENED BY THE CONCEPT OF REAL THOUGHT-PROVOKING , GENUINELY AMUSING, OR OTHERWISE INTERESTING CONVERSATION! BACK AT IT WITH THE WHITE SWAT VANS IN YOUR FRONT LAWN!

by durrplant August 14, 2016

damn daniel

What you say when someone wears white vans.

DAMN DANIEL back at it again with those white vans.

by David Acorn September 1, 2016

damn daniel

Damn Daniel- noun (DaYUM DANiel) If some one is back at it with the white vans. Meme.

Guy: Lost my Yeezy's dude... What should I pick up
Guy2: Some Damn Daniels

Guy:K

by Famnsjsksis September 3, 2016

guh damn

Pronounced: gäw daam

The only acceptable phrase to say when a thicc shawty walks by

Quandingus: Guh damnnnn! You see that mama walk by?
Latrixiedoodle: man she was thicc in all the right places doe

by kzilin June 4, 2016

grand damn

Used to add emphysis to the word damn, without taking the Lord's name in vein, used by Christians who curse but don't take the Lord's name in vain.

Origin: Central Virginia circa 2010.

Grand damn it this traffic is ridiculous!

by mama'sfamilynut1983 March 5, 2013

Damn, Daniel!

Another shoe meme similar to "What are those?" but instead you would say:
"Damn (Insert Name here), back at it again with the (Insert Vans color here) Vans!

Example:
"Damn, Daniel! back at it again with the red Vans!

by JustOnly20Characters August 29, 2016

Damn-Car

Refers to the (frustrating) car in a spot tease. Any car concealed in a parking spot by a larger vehicle that makes the spot appear open for parking.

There's a parking spot next to that minivan. Good spot; better park in it... oh. A damn-car.

Hey, park there! Oh, wait, false alarm; damn-car.

by damncar October 28, 2010