Mexican dinner jacket

One of those flimsy, horseshoe shaped tissues provided in public restrooms for germaphobes to place over the toilet seat before they sit down.

I couldn't' take a dump at the mall because they were all out of Mexican dinner jackets.

by OH Lee January 28, 2014

Horses Dinner

The act of eating a ginger guys penis. Yes, legitimately eating it. Tip to shaft. Bite by bite. All the way to the pelvis. Good eats!

*it must be a ginger, because horses eat carrots and apples. So the Orange/Red pubic hair makes for the perfect coloration in this tasty meal!

Black girl: Damn, I'm hungry nigga

Super pale ginger obviously without a soul: Damn, I'm horny af

Black Girl: I want a horses dinner

Ginger dude: Bet

Black girl: Bet.

by Not Eddie Madison August 8, 2017

Sparkling dinner treat

When your date goes into the bathroom, and you ejaculate into their glass of champagne.

I gave my date a sparkling dinner treat last night, she noticed it, and pepper sprayed me.

by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017

Skin Dinner

Eating out that pussy real good.

She invited me over for a skin dinner and I graciously obliged.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

Spinach Dinner

When she don't wipe, extra din din

Israel: "I didn't wipe..."
Nick: You know what that means...extra spinach dinner!"

by Prog69 October 31, 2021

GET YOUR DINNER MASHED

WHEN ONE RECEIVES ANAL SEX

SHE LIKES ANAL SEX SO I ASKED HER "WANT TO GET YOUR DINNER MASHED?" SHE SAID "BUT OF COURSE"

by KUMGETSUM September 15, 2009

Sod's honest dinner

A meal which has been earned through genuine hard work.

The expression is often used when expressing pity towards a person, or when seeking pity.

An unemployed man with no job prospects has been washing windscreens at traffic lights in return for fair compensation.

A police officer arrives on the scene.

Police Officer: "What you are doing is illegal, give me all your stuff and get the fuck out of here"
Unemployed man: "I know officer and I'm sorry, I can't get a job and I haven't eaten since yesterday afternoon. You're not going to take a sod's honest dinner are you?"
Police Officer: "No, this time I'll let you off with a warning. Now get out of here."

by Pursued I May October 14, 2009