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blue banana disease

a disease in which your penis instantly swells and turns into a dark blue colour. If not treated in time, it will eventually drop off due to an erection.
urco: i used to suffer from blue banana disease. it is not a laughing matter. i no longer have a dick.
by mark chaplin February 5, 2010
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Declan Disease

A disease that causes everything awful to happen to you at one time. Often times, falling down stairs will occur.

Side effects include: migraines, vertigo, blindness, a killer british accent, being home schooled, and everyone in the hospital knows you on a first name basis. Also, you have a room reserved in a hospital at all times.
Guy 1:Dude poor guy! He hasn't been in school for months!
Guy 2: Yeah, he has Declan disease...
by weej and keej June 8, 2011
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Katy Perry Disease

Someone who is totally and utterly obsessed with Katy Perry and can't do anything without it reminding them of Katy Perry.
Person 1: Omg how pretty is that love heart?

Person 2: OMFG..Katy Perry had a Love heart behind her when she was performing at Radio1's Live Lounge..and When she was singing POM which is Part Of Me it had a crack through the middle..

Person 1: Jeez man, tell us your life story!

Person 2: Its called being a Katycat and having Katy Perry Disease!
by KATYCATHEARTBEAT4LIFE September 26, 2012
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LOLkinheimerz Disease

when you laugh so hard for a long extent of time, you catch the LOLkinheimerz disease
Omg!!! i have to stop laughing or i will catch the LOLkinheimerz Disease!
by jsan2222 from Boro NJ April 25, 2009
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Liezheimers Disease

Is when you lie so much, you forget what you lied about.
Chris lies about so much stuff he cant remember what he lies about. He cant even keep his lies straight, " he must have Liezheimers Disease."
by Gumpyliversmack February 9, 2010
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Miley Cyrus disease

A horrible disease that requires a large caliber bullet no less then .45 to the head. death is the only way to rid the body of this disease afterword the body must be dipped in acid buried 100 feet in the ground covered in molten led and covered over in concrete. Anyone who has been in contact with such person or been to her concerts must be quarantined and immediately exterminated.
Dude Jake went to the Miley Cyrus concert and the government came and took him.
He must of been diagnosed with Miley Cyrus disease he's a dead man walking
by eksol July 22, 2014
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Panerial Disease

When one returns from college to work the summer at Panera Bread, they get confident to the extent where they feel the need to have sex in the Panera Bread Bathroom. From this, the person now contains an Infection or Transmitted Disease known as Panerial Disease. (Usually anal infection)
Yo did you hear about Scott Working at Panera?
Yeah I heard he got Panerial Disease.
by Bjorn12345 April 9, 2016
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