bummy disease

when one cannot sing any song without including 'bum' or 'bummy' in a sentence they sing. it was made by me and my cousin.

"woaaah, woahh, i need a bum romance." - Keela

"dude, you got bummy disease?"

by immemoriess January 19, 2019

Pilgrims disease

When a person of ethnic descent contracts a severe illness from another person who is white just like when the early pilgrims who hung out with the Native Americans and spread illnesses to them.

I was hanging out with my friend who was sick and now I feel sick to! I feel ike I got that pilgrims disease!

by Captain-A-Train April 29, 2021

barrel disease

One who is so fat that the body appears in the shape of an old wooden barrel

Maggie has put on so much weight since high school. Her man told me he divorced her since she has barrel disease.

by ak80 August 6, 2014

captain disease

Captain D’s Seafood Restaurant

I had Captain Disease for lunch and I’ve been throwing up all afternoon!

by Pinetreeenjoyer9 August 15, 2023

Wilien Disease

Wilien Disease is a disease that makes you unable to spell the simplest of words more than once.

Person 1 : "Hey, did you see the video i sent?"

Person 2 : "Lamo, Lmoa, lmfoa flamo, Lmao"

Person 1 : "I diagnose you with Wilien Disease"

by Misachu July 25, 2020

sleeplessdeeznuts disease

This is a very rare disease that was discovered during the COVID 19 outbreak in 2021 by a fellow student from Turkey was infected with it through his own personal laptop during the extreme stress of deez nuts hour and had to be hospitalized at Alkent Hospital, where he is being monitored by Dr. Joe Ma.

Dude are you okay? You look like you have the sleeplessdeeznuts disease!

by JooByden May 19, 2021

Hoebagginsons disease

A disease that affects both men and women, causing them to exhibit hoebag-like behavior within the presence of an attractive peer.

That girl seems to be showing signs of the hoebagginsons disease.

by Gaylors May 30, 2018