Facebook dating

A new online dating platform created by Facebook to control even more aspects of your life. Only use this service if you like fat chicks and single moms!

Guy 1: Hey man! You gotta check this Facebook dating thing out!
Guy 2: Wait they did what now?

by Workin mans April 22, 2020

Wed-by date

Wed-by date: The age at which a woman is deemed, by herself or others, to no longer be marriage bait.

Examples: "You're not even close to your wed-by date. Remember,36 is the new 26!" "She's much too picky about men for someone this-close to her wed-by date."

by obillo April 10, 2009

Janine date

A date in which the mother tags along but it is okay because she ends up paying for everything.

Yea bro her and her mom picked me up and we went out to see a show. It was a total Janine date but I didn't have to spend anything so it's all good.

by Chuckbad April 19, 2017

covid date

A date that consists of consistent mask wearing and proper social distancing while genuinely getting to know your date.

I went out on a Covid date with Sheila and we really got to know each other.

by Sir Eddy Cook January 17, 2021

Date Shanghai

A date shanghai is when a person unwittingly goes on a date...whether the person wants to date the other person or not.

'To shanghai' is a term derived from the 1850s when sailing crews were abducted. It is a verb that has expanded to mean to kidnap.

A date shanghai is essentially a surprise (unwanted) date.

"On my last night in town he date shanghaied me! I first realized it was a date, not after the movie in his room or the whiskey shots, but when we were walking to a jazz club. When I invited some people to join us, his face fell a bit. (they didn't join us, so we spent the evening together).

by GarageSaleFTW July 4, 2010

air date

a fantasy - like a dream or daydream - wherein you have a date with your crush and it ends up GOOD. Could result in a spaced-out state that leads to an imaginary orgasmic situation.

OMG! I just had an air date with Johnny and we went to Paris to visit the "QUEEN".

by Last Airdater June 19, 2009

Location Dating

Dating someone just because of where they live, and/or are from. Usually to have a place to stay, or a reason to visit said town. Common among photographers, skiers, and outdoor types.

Guy: She's perfect, and she's from this town in northern Idaho where I've been wanting to go shoot forever.

Friend: So basically you're just location dating?

by Hurricane7410 August 31, 2009