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The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle

When you, allegedly, murder a victim and stuff them in a freezer for a week only to violate the body in any orifice that pleases the individual preforming The Polynesian Cumsicle, filling the victim up with seminal fluids, putting a popsicle stick in said orifice, returning them to the freezer and presenting the gift to the next victim. Once the next victim has put the treat in their mouth, The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle starts again.
"Did you hear about the weird guy down the street?"
"Yeah I heard he put some hookers through the The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle."
by phnakszlartm November 4, 2022
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Depravity Cycle

An addictive Cycle of things you heavily regret, (usually porn related)
God damnit I think Kim Wexler’s feet are up next on my Depravity Cycle.
by Bombsgamer2221 September 14, 2023
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Fazer Haze Cycle

Fazer Haze Cycle refers to your friends promising they won’t leave you for a younger girl only to quickly become friends and shortly after become lovers.
Shrimple is following the Fazer Haze Cycle when he promised he wouldn’t!
by yunners67 July 1, 2024
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Peak cycle

Adjective: the time during a steroid cycle when the user has the highest doses and typically the highest measurable testosterone levels. This is usally when the greatest growth occurs, and also the peak in athletic performance capability.
Render nems: Dude look at that mass monster, he must be at peak cylce look how massive her glutes are.

Hader nems: naw dawg, look at them koala doggies over there, now thats peak cycle. Theyre hitting Koala bombs left and right.
by ballplayer182 March 12, 2022
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The "R" Cycle

A never ending cycle of dating girls whose name starts with the letter "R". It is said to be both a curse and and a blessings. The end of a "R" Cycle is yet to be seen in nature.
"Damn, this girl is the 4th addition of the "R" Cycle."
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bowel cycle

When someone starts to use the restroom on a regular basis.
Person A: I've been using the restroom every hour!
Person B: Seems like you're going through a bowel cycle.
by ChameleonDragon February 16, 2018
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Hire Fire Promo Cycle

The golden age for employees and people looking for employment. The period where all the older employees are retiring, so positions open up. Options to promote are broadened by lack of trained employees. More stores at more locations are opening so there is more spots to hire for. Since the flow of people wanting jobs has increased, managers will look to make space if someone isn’t up to par.
With the baby boomers hitting retirement age, and the new stores opening up around town. It seems we’re gonna see another Hire Fire Promo Cycle
by XiiphiiK April 29, 2021
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