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curtain inspector

A man who examines the vaginal lips of females to determine there is something wrong with their pussies.
"I noticed that my pussy lips were hanging unusally low today so I called the curtain inspector."
by traviesa2007 July 7, 2007
mugGet the curtain inspectormug.

pickle curtains

Like beef curtains but for males. "The foreskin sag" usually occurs in your late 50s
That guys getting old, he must got some mad pickle curtains going on down there
by Pickle bath July 5, 2014
mugGet the pickle curtainsmug.

Brown curtains

When a male doesn't wipe his arse properly after pooping . When he parts his bum cheeks you see shit caked in his arse hair aka brown curtains
I ran out of toilet paper while wiping now I have some nasty arse brown curtains
by Poopybum15 November 8, 2019
mugGet the Brown curtainsmug.

Scraggy curtains

Scraggy curtains is the name for a really baggy and ‘scraggy’ vagina. Typically used as an insult
Ew, she’s for Scraggy Curtains.
Must be Christina’s minge
by Mog was here! March 18, 2022
mugGet the Scraggy curtainsmug.

Iron curtain

When you cum on a girl's fringe, and let it dry up, thus creating an iron curtain.
1: dude I totally gave your mum an iron curtain last night
2: not cool, dude
by Crystalcomet September 13, 2018
mugGet the Iron curtainmug.

meat curtain

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s meat curtain can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s meat curtain around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat curtain stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
by smartyass March 24, 2010
mugGet the meat curtainmug.

hershey curtain

Having anal with a colored women, slam it in hard and pull out quick, fecal matter oozes out onto her pubes causing her to have hershey curtains
Damn bro, I fucked her in the ass so hard she got hershey curtains!
by Steve King II April 1, 2007
mugGet the hershey curtainmug.

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