crystal forest

when you ejaculate on an girls bush and the cum dries

i made that girl have a crystal forest

by lefthanded May 1, 2016

crystal mafia

a term coined by C-FREE to describe a perceived conspiracy in New Age spirituality in which virtually all New Age "gurus" are actively (and intentionally) worsening the mental health of their followers so that said followers are easier to control.

"So my sister went on this retreat run by a 'healer' and the whole time this 'healer' was just trying to hook up with the women and nobody got healed of anything."

" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."

by peacegawd February 12, 2020

Crystal bang

Crystal bang is a sex move that causes you to use meth and crystal rocks as sex toys.

Today me and my wife tried crystal bang. It was amazing she hated it.

by Ladyluna12 June 15, 2021

Crystal Villicana

Why are you looking up her name? Date her already wth? Damn does everything need a sign

Crystal Villicana is just the best. Period.

by Jeff067 September 17, 2019

Crystal pvp

The deadliest minecraft pvp method used on the deadliest of minecraft servers

OH SHIT I JUST GOT D-TAPPED IN MINECRAFT CRYSTAL PVP
- noob 2022

by JesterPenetrate November 14, 2022

genesis crystals

the currency in genshin impact which you can use to exchange primogems

genesis crystals are also bought with real money.

person one : "damn i need more primogems"
person two : "same, i spent all mine on the weapon banner

person three: i have 69,400 genesis crystals, c6 xiao here i come!"

by -t0fu January 30, 2023

Virgil and Crystal

Means them being too weird fucks, bothering their friends on roblox...

YOO, Have you seen Virgil and Crystal, they were killin' cassie

by Underaged kiddos May 15, 2019