1. An exclamation said when something shocking happens
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’
1.
-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory
-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory
by Mac ‘n Mayo October 6, 2019
 Get the Crunchy Beefmug.
Get the Crunchy Beefmug. by winni1718 March 14, 2025
 Get the Crunchiliciously Crunchymug.
Get the Crunchiliciously Crunchymug. by Morganjaymes February 10, 2009
 Get the Nunchies Crunchiesmug.
Get the Nunchies Crunchiesmug. The dirtiest, most ugly person to walk. The most offence pair of words to say to someone. Someone who is filthy and full of dirt head to toe.
Example: someone who doesn’t shower and goes out willingly without being washed. Someone who reminds you of a Cheeto Puff. The perfect way to describe it, is dried up, crunchy dead skin.
Example: someone who doesn’t shower and goes out willingly without being washed. Someone who reminds you of a Cheeto Puff. The perfect way to describe it, is dried up, crunchy dead skin.
That girl Emma is such a crunchy hoe!
Did you see that crunchy hoe over there; she went to sleep with her fake eyelashes on!
Did you see that crunchy hoe over there; she went to sleep with her fake eyelashes on!
by Jenna Johnson  September 14, 2023
 Get the Crunchy Hoemug.
Get the Crunchy Hoemug. when someone is cringey, but 10 times worse.
in other words, when someone is being so cringey that you can’t even look at them and you feel embarrassed at yourself for looking at them in the first place.
in other words, when someone is being so cringey that you can’t even look at them and you feel embarrassed at yourself for looking at them in the first place.
“what is she doing? that’s so crunchy”
by gracenicole August 13, 2018
 Get the Crunchymug.
Get the Crunchymug. Basically the "Munchies" as a result of smoking marijuana but, instead, as a result of smoking cigarettes.
by KaiserX July 22, 2015
 Get the Crunchiesmug.
Get the Crunchiesmug. The aftermath of dried ejaculate on ones chest. Usually caused by ejaculating on your own chest followed by a nap.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.
Jordan had just woken up from his three hour nap. The semen from his chest had now solidified and adhered to Jordan's body. He then began to peel his Crunchy Hinge.
by McDude Burger August 9, 2019
 Get the Crunchy Hingemug.
Get the Crunchy Hingemug.