Crunchy Cooch

Rhona Clarke / Nelly (Nelson Mandela)/ Queen Of Clean

Hey crunchy cooch

by Crosseyed September 10, 2020

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Crunchy Rat Licking Turd

Someone who is a bummer ,ugly and rude. Someone that believes in things that only help them out and does not fight for equal rights. Call someone this to just truly confuse them.

Person 1: “Trump 2020”
Person 2: “CRUNCHY RAT LICKING TURD”

by Shrexgotsmallpp September 20, 2020

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Crunchy Nut Fish Cake

When you pull out and cum on the outside of her pussy and throw a handful of granola so it sticks.

Nancy said her favorite food was oat meal, so I nutted on her and gave her a Crunchy Nut Fish Cake.

by Gelly7 July 22, 2022

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Crunchy as in enjoying something at loud. Used to describe the type of shows/movies/cartoons/ ... that can be really annoying at times and it makes you just loudly say stuff like "Why won't they just talk?!". Yet beside all of it's downsides you still like to watch it.

I can't stop watching all this crunchy shows!

by anonymous July 25, 2022

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Crunchy sandwich de el salv

Is a crunchy food enjoyed by millions around the world. The meals origions are unknown but have been adopted by many countries adopted this easy to come by meal as thier national dish.

You properly enjoy a "crunchy sandwich de el salv" by witnessing someone of higher status eating and approaching them begging for some. They become disgusted upon laying eyes on you groveling on your knees and strike you causing you to fall and get a mouthful of crunchy red clay or dirt depending where you are.

This meal is often paired with a discarded sunbaked waterbottles with condensation inside, or whatever other scraps you can find on the ground.

I asked him for a a crumb of bread but instead he generously gave me a whole crunchy sandwich de el Salv.

by The all knowing I June 16, 2022

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