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Crunchy

A Narcissistic, gaslighting, complaining individual who is often under the influence of alcohol and talks with a raspy voice.
Ugh, I wish Terry would hush with his complaining he’s so damn crunchy. Just the sound of his voice annoys me!
by PzychoReclas August 21, 2023
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Crunchy

when someone is cringey, but 10 times worse.

in other words, when someone is being so cringey that you can’t even look at them and you feel embarrassed at yourself for looking at them in the first place.
what is she doing? that’s so crunchy”
by gracenicole August 13, 2018
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Crunchy Nut Fish Cake

When you pull out and cum on the outside of her pussy and throw a handful of granola so it sticks.
Nancy said her favorite food was oat meal, so I nutted on her and gave her a Crunchy Nut Fish Cake.
by Gelly7 July 22, 2022
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crunchy nudes

Nude photo from a dusty cougar
by Winklemonster June 26, 2021
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Crunchy

When you're feeling dirty, crusty, and down right disgusting, from an early endeavor, mostly likely caused by excessive amounts of liquor consumed orally.
Ex. Damn son, I woke up feeling so crunchy this morning.

Ex. That chick be look'n so hella crunchy. I bet she was tryna get all boojie last night. Ya feel?!
by Suzsbutt January 4, 2017
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Rice crunchy

by Hannibabe_Lecter May 3, 2024
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Crunchy ape shit

A shit an ape shits out that crystalized over time and turns rotten
There's a crunchy ape shit in the zoo
by Soviet nazi ape July 15, 2024
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