Cristiano Ronaldo Suiiii

A phase commonly used by soccer kids aged 8 to 12 with anger issues. I wouldn't recommend using it unless you want your ego to become non existent. Worst case scenario you'll turn into daboyz and turn into and Andrew Tate stan when you get older. Andrew Tate stans are basically the suiiii kids grown up but they didn't really grow up.

Pls only say this as a joke or else YOU WILL BE A 🦆 JOKE.

*Crusty musty dusty non existent rizz no bitches where's your father figure pre teen playing soccer* *Scores a goal and jumps into the air* ”CRISTIANO RONALDO SUIIIIIII"

by anonymous November 6, 2023

Cristian

Cristian is a man that’s usually gay and has short hair and looks like a naked mole rat

Girl 1:have you seen Cristian?
Girl 2: yeah he looks ugly

by Ilovemewing November 20, 2023

Cristian

Cristian is a gay guy who has short hair and looks like a naked mole rat and also has a small penis

Girl 1: have you seen Cristian

Girl 2: yeah he looks ugly

by Ilovemewing November 20, 2023

cristian rodriguez

that’s me :)

my name is cristian rodriguez

by crisachild November 20, 2023

Cristian

Cristian is a weird guy and likes a guy named Adan. He also is a boppity bop.
He is dating a girl, but still has a crush on adan.

Person: Look it’s cristian!
other person: He has a crush on adan!

by janky botekoo April 6, 2024

cristelli

A friend to animal kind and a genius to boot.

Heh man, that dog needs a Cristelli!

by BoBoDobbsO July 3, 2024

Cristian

Cristian is such a gaspar. he loves the ladies (espically angie) and he has so much rizz that you will be instantly overwelmed by his hotness

Cristian started rizzing all the baddies

by SKIBIDY RIZZLER December 5, 2024