by Bucefalo Brexanensis October 3, 2018
Get the Conservation of momentummug. Conservative guilt is the action of pretending to be poor to appeal to the humble narrative, or ethos.
Fred: "Elon claims he lives in a box and below the poverty level despite immense wealth. As does Mr Beast, Jack Dorsey, Donald Trump and Mark Zuckerberg once upon a time."
Joan: "Sounds like more conservative guilt, Fred"
Joan: "Sounds like more conservative guilt, Fred"
by Cerebrex September 15, 2024
Get the Conservative Guiltmug. Conservative making rude remarks towards Democrats that are are offensive and getting offended when Democrats play the same game back.
Conservative Racism example
Conservative: Democrats ruin everything. Never vote for them.
Democrat: Republicans are in a cult. Explains why every book they write hates Liberals.
Conservative: So much for the tolerable left.
Conservative: Democrats ruin everything. Never vote for them.
Democrat: Republicans are in a cult. Explains why every book they write hates Liberals.
Conservative: So much for the tolerable left.
by IcePanda April 11, 2024
Get the Conservative Racismmug. A conservative who is so afraid of ostracism by liberals that he instinctively pulls punches, ducks fights, and asks his supporters to be content with minimal victories or defeats that could have been worse.
Rush Limbaugh once accused the Republican majorityof acting like 'whipped puppy dogs.' An illustrative case would be the call by certain neoconservatives for a "twenty year national debate" on abortion before moving forward with pro-life legislation. A whipped dog conservative would pretend to find this reasoning persuasive, since it gives him an excuse to duck a fight.
by George Chesterton October 3, 2011
Get the whipped dog conservativemug. by Balls Obama May 3, 2023
Get the Conservativemug. In the same spirit as a Murder of Crows and a Herd of Buffalo Cory Doctorow implied that a group of conservatives could be termed a Pathology.
A Pathology of Conservatives in Congress today voted to end yet another freedom formerly held by the citizens of the country.
by mycotropic February 19, 2024
Get the A Pathology of Conservativesmug. A man with little regard for a girl's feelings and is willing to break her heart for the sake of his own agenda. Does not exactly "worship" the Donald but does support what he stands for. WARNING: Do not get attached, otherwise you'll find yourself in a pit of despair. And no, this isn't coming from someone who had to deal with a conservative person, weirdo.
This Conservative Ryan came up to me during a party and seemed interested in me, but backstabbed me as usual. I'm afraid of the people who have to deal with this weirdo in the future. I hope he moves to Canada and regrets it immediately..
by Blah Blah 100 November 7, 2020
Get the Conservative Ryanmug.