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Colorado sauce pocket.

Lauren Bobert during her days as a model...
I loved it when my hubby Jasyson with a Y called me his Colorado sauce pocket. It was when we always got together with all of his buddies. I had Is Mountain Dew as my support during those times.
by So fa ki ng November 25, 2023
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Colorado bear trap

When a twink is sitting on a Bears (large hairy gay man) dick and right before the bear cums he wraps his legs around the twink and cums into the twinks ass.
I thought my uncle and I were wrestling, but then the next thing I knew he caught me in a Colorado Bear Trap!
by Oral of the story August 14, 2022
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colorado rhino

When a woman wears a strap on dildo on her forehead and runs around ramming people with it while making rhino noises.
My parents were in town from Texas so I decided to show them what a Colorado Rhino is.
by JPootLovato July 8, 2022
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Colorado s'more

Following a Colorado Campfire, you complete the s'more experience by directing the girls lit farts at the marshmallow thus ensuring a delicious toasty s'more.
My girl took the Colorado Campfire up to the next level by lighting her flatus and giving me a Colorado s'more.
by anonymous October 12, 2022
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Colorado Snowman

When a man masturbates during the winter but does not clean any of the residue, semen or "snow", off during the entire winter eventually leading to a point of no return where the penis is no longer visible and only a snowman shaped figure can be made out of the residue near the end of the winter.
Did ya hear about Earl? His mom caught with a Colorado Snowman and now he has to repent for his sins!... and take a bath!
by Brownsugar December 30, 2013
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Colorado

a state that of which had snow everywhere that is now a heatwave

a place which you will regret living in summer.
"Blyat, the snow isn't here yet, AND IT IS THE MIDDLE OF WINTER! Colorado is weird.
by [spacebar] January 25, 2021
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East Colorado

East Colorado is the most bland basic place to live ever. There are no hills or cities just a bunch of rednecks drinking Coors Banquet and saying its normal. Even the fields are bland its is just a bunch of squares with circles in them. Yet the people there say it is the greatest place to live while they get a free massage while driving because the government won't fix the fucking roads.
Dang that Colorado is one great place huh?
No not really

Well you must have been in the East Colorado
by PoisonedArrow May 26, 2022
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