Coffee Block

That bitch move your co-worker makes to discuss work before you've had a chance to get coffee.

My boss coffee blocked me this morning looking for project files.

by mountain momma December 18, 2014

titty coffee

Coffee made in the morning from breatsmilk when you are all out of regular milk and are too lazy to guy buy some.

Man no milk, well at least I can make some titty coffee.

by SockMonkeyInMotion February 2, 2015

Fisting Coffee

A provocative way to get caffeine into one's system, usually involving the thrusting of both fists aggressively and suddenly into a bag of coffee beans to begin the brewing process.

Joe enjoyed fisting coffee in the morning.

by NapoleonPotato October 18, 2016

Coffee Haus

where we’re going to celebrate my friend’s birthday tomorrow

happy birthday dd, we gon have fun at coffee haus this sunday i hope you see this

by handlotion42 November 9, 2019

dad coffee

A cup of homebrew coffee that is exceptionally strong, bitter or laxative.

A throwback to the poor quality coffee produced by American fathers who would buy ground coffee in bulk, and do little to nothing to prevent it from oxidizing and going stale.

GIRL: This coffee is so bitter!
BOY: Yea, I'm sorry that came out like dad coffee today.

by NewYorkNewerPork August 4, 2019

Egg Coffee

Coffee with raw eggs. Simple yet delicious. Critics say it is even better than egg tarts.

"This is so much better than egg tags"
- Yil on his 100th egg coffees -

by argeth January 11, 2018

Coffee jitters

What happens when you drink coffe and you don't have food before.

I forgot to eat before I had my coffee and now I got the coffee jitters

by Bish boy May 17, 2016