harlem coffee

Asking someone to go to coffee when you're really asking for a sex date. Taken from Marvel's Luke Cage from Netflix.

Luke asked the nurse lady if she wanted to get Harlem coffee sometime and the nurse told him that she did not want to have sex.

by UmmudChaaa January 26, 2018

coffee misery

Being in a state of sadness or depression over coffee; when a barista won't tell you what wonderful drink they made you; not knowing what drink to get or not having a favorite beverage

"My favorite drink was seasonal and now it's gone. I'm in coffee misery."

by iknowthingsyoudont June 14, 2014

coffee token

1. Referring to the Canadian toonie ($2 coin) and the use of it as payment at Starbucks for a Grande brewed coffee, which just so happens to cost $2 even (including tax!)

You: Grande mild, please
Barrista: That'll $2
You: Here's my coffee token (hands over a toonie)

OR

Hey, I have a coffee token, let's go grab a coffee at Starbucks.

by The Mamarazzi December 12, 2008

dad coffee

A cup of homebrew coffee that is exceptionally strong, bitter or laxative.

A throwback to the poor quality coffee produced by American fathers who would buy ground coffee in bulk, and do little to nothing to prevent it from oxidizing and going stale.

GIRL: This coffee is so bitter!
BOY: Yea, I'm sorry that came out like dad coffee today.

by NewYorkNewerPork August 4, 2019

Gay Coffee

Gay Coffee When a man ejaculates in a cup of coffee and another male drinks it.

"I made my supervisor a cup of gay coffee" "I worried he made me gay coffee"

by Why Dude Why March 6, 2019

coffee shit

the urgent daily ritual of emptying one’s bowel after two cups of the magic morning liquid.

I just finished my second cup and I really need to take a coffee shit right fucking now

by Vesla June 26, 2022

Coffee Blocked

Rushing into an empty coffee shop for the coffee you've been craving and someone that has no idea what they want or has a ridiculous order has managed to squeeze to the counter before you.

When someone wanders into the coffee shop ahead of you, meanders towards the counter at the speed of stupid, and then holds up the line asking for freshly brewed decaf in her go-green mug.

"That bitch just Coffee Blocked me for decaf ..."

by Wazzu Otaku October 4, 2011