Someone who is lazy kind caring has many friend but don’t talk to all of them has an enymy who still wants to friends with you but you hate her so you pretend to be her friend so that one day you can ruin her life
by Eggy2434213 May 24, 2021
Get the Claimug. The best relief pitcher the game of baseball has ever seen. His demon sinker is without doubt the best pitch in baseball and paired with his wipeout slider he is unhittable.
For those of you who don’t know Clay Holmes, he has a 3.77 SIERA, and a 72.8 GB%, which is 1st in all of MLB. He also can strike batters out, with a 23.3 K%. Only issue is the walks, at 13.2%. We trade Park but we weren’t gonna use him anyways, so I really like this.
by Shad November 22, 2021
Get the Clay Holmesmug. A type of hard material used by relatively unknown players to relieve pain and inducing drowsiness, stupor, or insensibility. When saturated with water the material will become sticky and affects mood or behavior and is consumed for nonmedical purposes, especially one sold illegally.
"Dude I heard Nogons is selling White Stained Clay these days on his server.
"I don't know who that is."
"Damn... I guess he's just a relatively unknown stoner now"
"I don't know who that is."
"Damn... I guess he's just a relatively unknown stoner now"
by i'm not proud of this July 12, 2021
Get the White Stained Claymug. 1. Lame playground insult used to taunt boys named Clayton.
2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.
3. Literally a dick formed from clay.
2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.
3. Literally a dick formed from clay.
Punk-ass kid: Hey Clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!
Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.
The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!
Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.
The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.
by The_Klay May 8, 2018
Get the Clay dickmug. 
the most amazing guy on this whole planet, they have a thing for younger people, (mostly 12 year olds)
by iworshippeaches November 29, 2021
Get the claymug. by TheBigLandouski October 21, 2018
Get the landen claymug.