jesus christ

God, also the son in flesh

Jesus Christ is god, nuff said

by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022

Jesus Christ

Jesus Christ is a fictional character.
Associated with The Bibles(A Fictional Storybook) and Christianity.

Good morning kid, today we'll be learning about what Jesus Christ taught us in our life.

by Doomester December 26, 2018

Jesus Breakdancing Christ

An expression of great misfortune, disgust, or suprise. Normally used in the most extreme of circumstances.

See:
Jesus H. Christ
Jesus Tapdancing Christ
Jesus Brick-Shitting Christ
etc...

Jesus Breakdancing Christ! My scrotum is missing! How the hell did that happen!??!?!?!!

or...

Guy 1: Hey, I banged your wife last night.
Guy 2: Jesus Breakdancing Christ! Your ass is grass, motherfucker!

by Mister Joiter October 7, 2007

Jesus Christ

The protagonist in the best-selling fiction book of all time.

Spolier Alert: Jesus dies.

Also used as an exclamation of shock. It can be used with the conjuction of another word inserted between 'Jesus' and 'Christ'.

1) Reference to Bible

Pastor: So have you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour?
Jessica: Oh wait, you mean that dude with the beard who's the main character in that popular bullshit book where magic happens? That one? Nah... did you hear I'm officially atheist?

2) - Shock

Ally: Did you hear Dan got into jail?
Ben: Jesus Christ! How the hell'd that happen!?

3) In conjuction with another word.

Tom: So what answer did you get for 5c on the maths homework?
Olly: Jesus rollerblading Christ, I forgot we had homework!
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Lolita: So... when's your birthday again?
Beth: Jesus fucking Christ Lolita, how many times do I have to tell you?

by HelloWorld121 July 28, 2011

jesus christ

the first magician to go public with his tricks, but seeing as people back then were like really stupid they thought he was a god: idiots

dude lets go see jesus christ man hes gonna turn water into wine!
how the hell is he gunna do that?
dnt knw all i knw is we look away then we turn around nad yea man its changed its insane!

by jackass_12345 May 28, 2007

power of christ

very fun sexual expirence.
this is where you backwards titty fuck a girl and your ass is in her face and your unclean asshole rubs against her forhead (like on ash wednesday) leaving a mark on her head as the power of christ

So timmy gave nikkii a power of christ last weekend, she said it was quite smelly.

by Joshuaburns May 2, 2007

j christ

An abbreviated version of Jesus Christ. Also see J.C.

Yo, J Christ is my dog!

by Jonathan Kirkland April 19, 2006