Commode choking

Commode choking is when a bowel movement is so large it actually chokes the commode.

"I hadn't gone to the bathroom in three days, but today I went commode choking."

by Compendium-of useful info September 5, 2022

Choking the cat

An Asian person eating pussy.

Don was going hard last night, he was choking the cat with his girlfriend.

by King of jacks June 28, 2020

choking rabbit

When the screaming eagle goes wrong and she gags the complete wrong way

While the lads were giving her a screaming eagle she popped like a choking rabbit

by Whiteboy wasted February 20, 2017

Cloud choking

Trying to be cool and choking on a vape cloud

Cloud choking

.......Getting a huge vape cloud and then choking

by Ghost powdered February 15, 2017

choke the tool

When a condom doesn't roll down the entire length of the penis.

I bought a magnum xl..but it will choke the tool

by Peewee8894 January 19, 2016

Dope Choke

To cockblock someone from smoking weed - see also "potblock"

"Yo I was tryna sneak out the back to smoke a bowl last night but my dad totally dope choked me, wouldn't leave the kitchen!"

"Damn bro that sucks!"

by DopeBloke April 2, 2020

Cozy choke

When a turtleneck, probably from Hot Topic, has hands on the collar, so that it looks like you are being choked. (partial creds to my dude mp)

Did you hear about the new turtlenecks at Hot Topic?? They're called cozy chokes and they're perfect for people with choking kinks!

by skinnimini June 13, 2018