go to the can

use the toilet. usually a woman "goes to the can" to urinate.

"i gotta go to the can"

by Ashlee Sykora November 13, 2006

Jam Can

The stainless steel container in many gas station bathrooms used for disposing of feminine hygiene products.

Boss - "Hey Tony, since you are the new guy get in there and empty the Jam Can."

by Mr.Teabag January 4, 2008

trash can

noun: a bin that holds garbage until it is collected

I put my garbage in a trash can. Then I put my trash can at the end of my driveway so the the garbage man people can pick it up.

by cooltim31 July 28, 2004

Pepsi Can

A penis which has an unusually large diameter, though it is not necessarily wider than it is long

Girl 1: I heard that Ralphie has a choad
Girl 2: No, its more like a Pepsi Can

by LD100% February 17, 2010

Schrödinger's Can

A beverage can that has been open for days and may or may not have a bug in it. You can't see into the can to get a clear answer, therefore the can simultaneously does and doesn't have a bug in it until you pour out the whole thing and see for yourself.

"I wouldn't drink that, man. It's been out for a while. It's a real Schrödinger's can at this point."

by BoredCollegeKid April 6, 2016

canned jew

When u squeeze tiny Jews into a silver can and seal it forever more and place it into ur basement in a cold area out of direct sunlight

In my dry basement area with no sunlight I placed my canned Jew into my basement by the canned chicken !

by Bum check September 8, 2016

wadding the can

Having sex while a tampon is present in the vagina.

My girlfriend is pissed at me for wadding the can last night.

by Polar Bear and Jelly October 8, 2007