Effin' cry

What Stewie said.

Family Guy Theme Song

Lois:
It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on tv.

Peter:
But where are those good ol' fashioned values

All:
On which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a Family Guy
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us

Stewie:
Effin' cry !!!

All:
He's – a – fam - ily guy!!!!!

by seasick crocodile March 22, 2010

Crying Mime

A pure who leads the clan ULTIMATUM.

Hey, It's Crying mime.. Ultimatum is the shit.

by Gentlemanlover April 9, 2009

cry whack

The act of pleasuring yourself while crying and using your tears as lubrication.

"Hey open your door and stop cry whacking Tim"
"Would you like some tissues with that cry whack?"

by Kaiser Solsay April 26, 2006

crying eagle

When someone is sick and shitting at the same time

Oh no I just went to the toilet and didn't know whether to puke or shit, both came at the same time, both ends like a crying eagle

by seb fontaine November 3, 2013

cry-baby

DEKU

Uraraka: Wow Deku Is So Cool

Kacchan: DEEEKKKKUUU YOU cry-baby

by lil_bi_bitch October 11, 2019

Scream Crying

An intense, dramatic, and often ridiculous expression of emotion, where loud crying is punctuated by the occasional scream.

Rob: Christ. Desmond locked himself in the bathroom and is scream crying like a fucking idiot.

Desmond: WAHHHHHHHHHHHH ha ha haaaa....WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

by Doppelgangbanger July 3, 2014

Crying Starfish

When having sex in the "missionary position" the person on bottom simply flops down or over, with little or no enthusiasm, throws thier arms and legs open somewhat resembling a starfish then proceeds to cry or appear to be crying durring sex.

Tyrone asked Tequisha after watching a long movie if she wanted to participate in sexual intercourse, she sighed and said "I guess" and proceeded to the bedroom, threw herself on the bed, flopped her arms and legs open resembling a starfish and stayed in that position the entire time.
Every once in a while Tyrone would glance down and see Lequisha seem to be crying with anticipation that the end would be near.
After, Tyrone thought to himself, "wow that was like having sex with a crying starfish".

by Lola Low September 3, 2011