The Itty Bitty Titty Committee

The Itty Bitty Titty Committee is the group of women with tiny breasts. If you're an A cup or under, you're a part of the Itty Bitty Comitee.

Alannah: Hey guys, guess what? I'm not a part of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee anymore!
Kira: Congrats, Alannah!

by Rhoswen May 31, 2010

The Shit Commitment

The Shit Commitment is a invulntary action that happens when you need to take a dump. You walk into the bathroom and see the seat and ur brain sends signals to your ass to release pressure on the shit and prepare to fire. The odds of aborting are exactly 1:17

I almost missed the toilet because I tried to cancel the shit commitment.

by Lucas A. Write October 2, 2006

No tittie committee

A group that has flat girls who boys are not attracted to. If your part of the no tittie committee, well, god bless you. You'll need it

Guy 1: hey look at that flat girl over there!
Guy 2:pshh her boobs are sloping inward or some shit that's crazy!
Guy 3: Yea she's definitely part of the no tittie committee!
Guy 2: fuck, she's the president of dat shit!

by Double D1021 August 28, 2014

Commissione

Commission. Cosa Nostra’s parliament or board of management for each province of Sicily.

la Commissione, il douche!!!...

by VAKI5 January 20, 2005

commissary

In the context of incarceration, a store for provisions available to inmates on occasion.

I heard that nigga from cell block D copped nuff cig's from commissary.

by Peddy November 23, 2006

hulu and commitment

When you want more than just "Netflix and chill" in a relationship.

Nick: Wanna Netflix and chill?

Rene: I'm looking for something more serious. I wanna Hulu and commitment

by Nicksass November 28, 2015

Commie tears

The most salty and delicious treat that comes from butt hurt commies.

This delicacy comes from the commie's eyes. To ectract the commie tears you can : Bring up basic economics, Communism failing everywhere it has been tried, their relationship with their father, mass starvation and napalm(God, I love napalm).

John: "I'm running low on commie tears. Hey Bill!"

Bill: "Yeah?"

John: "Communism has failed everywhere it has been tried."

Bill: *Cries commie tears*

John: "Nice."

by Spongey_lad October 31, 2020