The post coitus dessert treat which coats the penis, consisting of a thick slimey layer of pussy juices, semen and condom lubrication, which is licked off by the female partner in order to cleanse the male member or "finish him off."
"I fucked her and I had a white trash cocktail, so I made her lick it off."
"So we fucked and all I could think about after was how bad I wanted to take shower to get this white trash cocktail slime off my cock."
"I went to lick the white trash cocktail, but when I tasted it, I realized there was no condom lube...that's when I figured out he just ripped open an alkaseltzer."
"So we fucked and all I could think about after was how bad I wanted to take shower to get this white trash cocktail slime off my cock."
"I went to lick the white trash cocktail, but when I tasted it, I realized there was no condom lube...that's when I figured out he just ripped open an alkaseltzer."
by JimandJohn June 01, 2009
When a woman ejaculates "squirts" into a martini glass and another participant in the vial act guzzles it down.
by Jeff Portnoy April 04, 2009
After engaging in sex and loading up your partners pussy with cum, proceed to go down on her to clean her up.
by spidey519 July 06, 2008
A mix of cheap alcohol used to make drinking it slightly more bearable
E.g Strongbow and Blackcurrant
E.g Strongbow and Blackcurrant
Person 1: What are you drinking?
Person 2: Strongbow and blackcurrant
Person 1: Aw, why are you drinking a council estate cocktail?
Person 2: Strongbow and blackcurrant
Person 1: Aw, why are you drinking a council estate cocktail?
by Qwertyasdfghdjihfebfbnuecn October 31, 2010
when a woman has a squirting orgasm, the man catches as much cuntjuice as he can, adds in his own semen, and mixes in alcohol (usually Vodka) and they both drink it. warning, this is a great way to Catch STD's
by 12345432112345 August 29, 2006
A cocktail consist of 1 quart Jack Daniels whiskey to 1 package of Nytol/Unisom. This cocktail is best served 1 hour before bedtime.
by saints_60426 November 14, 2003
When your significant other is sleeping in bed next to you, and they let off a loud fart, you too fart to allow for the aromas to mix under the covers. Putting your head under the covers to enjoy the smell for yourself is a must.
Rob and Susie were sleeping in one day when rob cracked a nasty fart under the covers. Susie growing curious, and decided to help create a Bedsheet Cocktail Fart to see what the wretched aroma would be.
by Pussysniffersupreme January 20, 2021