“GOOOOOOOOOD”
by chow bean so big and sweet November 13, 2023

by Coochieman42069778 December 5, 2020

A Chico alpha male who drinks on the weekends and just so happens to be the best chain warden on the rift. Be warned that he has huge triceps, a jawline that can crack ice, and is 11-3 in pong
by Lukas07 April 8, 2020

by Shitbuttass69 December 15, 2022

by tvchuu March 20, 2022

(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.
Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!
John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.
Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.
Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025
