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Christian

Christian is a very rude guy, Many people hate him to the bone
Guy: did you hear what Christian did to that one dude
Guy 2:yea , good thing i dont talk to him
by XyomamaX July 24, 2018
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Christian

people that, throughout history, have managed to covert at least one person from every ethnical group, that probably had a more reasonable religion(did not plan an uprising every 3 months in ancient Rome) before being bathed in a giant barrel while a bald man said things to his god such as "make sure this person does not get sinned", etc. In reality, all abrahamic religions think they are the only true religions and all other religions are sinners, which is why when they were conquered repeatedly in ancient times, they always held uprisings. They are assholes because of these reasons.
Matt is easily offended by jokes about god, because he is an annoying Christian.
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Christianity

Christianity is an Abrahamic, monotheistic religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth. It is the world's largest religion, with about 2.5 billion followers. Its adherents, known as Christians, make up a majority of the population in 157 countries and territories, and believe that Jesus is the Son of God, whose coming as the messiah was prophesied in the Hebrew Bible (called the Old Testament in Christianity) and chronicled in the New Testament.
I’m in Christianity
by Α January 13, 2022
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Christian

The worst/best friend if you think about it. Sucks ass at basketball.
Bro Christian is so trash.
by a242t4g,mrbmwnkern t November 5, 2019
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Christian

The most thoughtful,caring,annoying, yet cutest guy. He will never turn his back on you he will stay by your side a good kisser. Big package. He always makes you laugh when your feeling down. If he doesn't seem happy comfort him there's a reason. If you lose him you'll regret it.
"I love me some Christian"
"Did you see Christian today he look cute as always"
by Samantha2012 November 5, 2016
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Christian

"That Christian is being really mean ".
by Wildguy February 13, 2017
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christianity

Based on the teachings of Jesus, who went to India during an 18 year gap to learn Buddhism.

The difference between buddhism and christianity is that Jesus preached to fishermen and Buddha, who predates Jesus by a good 500 years, preached to intellectuals.
by Melbear September 16, 2006
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