can of biscuits

A woman wearing a tube top who should not by any means wear one. Meaning her stomach fat bursts from between her pants and the bottom of her tube top like a can of biscuits.

"Hey, did you see that 300 pound chic in the tube top?!"
"What, you mean the can of biscuits?"

by Grossenschwaum February 13, 2006

go to the can

use the toilet. usually a woman "goes to the can" to urinate.

"i gotta go to the can"

by Ashlee Sykora November 13, 2006

Jam Can

The stainless steel container in many gas station bathrooms used for disposing of feminine hygiene products.

Boss - "Hey Tony, since you are the new guy get in there and empty the Jam Can."

by Mr.Teabag January 4, 2008

trash can

noun: a bin that holds garbage until it is collected

I put my garbage in a trash can. Then I put my trash can at the end of my driveway so the the garbage man people can pick it up.

by cooltim31 July 28, 2004

Pepsi Can

A penis which has an unusually large diameter, though it is not necessarily wider than it is long

Girl 1: I heard that Ralphie has a choad
Girl 2: No, its more like a Pepsi Can

by LD100% February 17, 2010

open a can

open a can of WHOOP-ASS

If that man keeps messing with me, i’m gonna open a can

by yo mommas grandmama July 28, 2019

Can Hand

The feeling you get when you are craving an ice-cold beer. Your hand starts to tremble and forms the shape of a claw, suitable for picking up a can. The only way to overcome these trembles is to fill the empty space between your thumb and fingers with a cold one.

Alex: Help! (hand starts shaking)
Justin: Oh god Alex has a severe case of can hand.
Doug: Quick get him a beer.
(Justin places beer in Alex's hand)
Alex: Thanks that was a close one.

by TeamOuEsAy March 16, 2010