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crunchy bung

1. A leathery, scaly or scabby rectal condition caused by;

a) too much anal sex

b) venereal disease e.g., anal warts

c) a diet with little to no ruffage

d) any combination a, b & c

2. The result of improper hygiene after defecation; exhibited by encrusted feces around the anal orifice.
As Alexander the Great penetrated Haphaestion, he exclaimed, "Ouch! We really need to get you some conditioner, or something, for that crunchy bung of yours...".

"Damn, mang, I'm suffering from a severe case of crunchy bung because I didn't have time wipe my ass this morning!"
by Stretch-nuts McPoop-knuckle January 31, 2014
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Bung Rat

Something you call someone or when screamed loudly can be used to scare dogs
Example:You're such a Bung Rat
by Gnicker September 18, 2016
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BUNG LUCK

Worse than "Dumb Luck", "Murphys Law","Bad Luck" etc etc.
Whenever anything CAN & DOES go wrong no matter what you do, say, don't do and whoever helps, no matter what help is given and/or available. If it's gunna stuff up, it will! That's "Bung Luck" for ya .... Awwwwww, "Bung Luck!"
by Captain Bung April 30, 2006
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Bung

Definition:
Bung is a humorous and satirical slang term in the Bunglish dialect used as a playful replacement for the word “butt” or “rear end.” It is often paired with other Bunglish insults or descriptors to heighten comedic effect, such as "Bradley," "No Rick," or "Fool." The term is intentionally juvenile and absurd, reflecting Bunglish’s tendency to mock gaming culture and meme language through exaggerated silliness.

Origins:
The word “Bung” traces its comedic roots back to the 1990s animated show Beavis and Butt-Head, where the phrase “TP for my bunghole” became a memorable catchphrase. This early pop culture reference inspired the Bunglish community to adopt and adapt “Bung” as a lighthearted, silly way to refer to the buttocks. The term evolved organically within the Bunglish online community around 2023–2025, spreading quickly among ~500 members and beyond in satirical gaming circles.
Examples:

“Stop being a Bung Bradley and get back in the fight.”
“I got kicked right in the Bung by that Smelvin.”
“No Rick fool took a Bung blast and folded.”
“That was a total Bung move, bruh.”
“Chief went full Bung mode, dominating every fight.”
by No Rick 🎉🎉😂😂 July 27, 2025
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bung funny :3
by OneFestiveBoi March 26, 2023
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Buckeye Bung Surgery

More commonly known as Anal retread procedure, is the surgery required by all Ohio State fans after The Game today. Buckeye Bung Surgery is usual sought by patients due to lack of anal elasticity. Failure to have procedure will cause rogue turds failing from you anus and a very unhappy lover. Go Blue.
Zachs asshole is so blown out after The Game today his boyfriend will surely be scheduling a a Buckeye Bung Surgery appointment.
by HFP06 November 26, 2016
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Bung thrabber

One that "thrabs" which is open handed cup spanking of the sphyncter, creating a popping sound🙀 the bunghole will dialate and pucker like a balloon knot! 🎈
" keep going big daddy, harder, you're the greatest bung thrabber ever!!
by Mr.Hemlock August 8, 2022
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