bump job

Paying a homeless man to allow an individual to snort a line of cocaine off of his erect penis. After all cocaine is consumed, the homeless man proceeds to give said individual fellatio. Upon completion of fellatio semen is delivered into the hobo's beard.

Guy 1: hey man you know what sounds good tonight?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: a couple bump jobs from Frank behind the pier
Guy 2: you read my mind bro

by Hoggonzo December 4, 2014

bumping tacos

An activity that lesbians do which is very fun to watch. Involves two females pressing their labias against each other and rocking back and forth to maximize their pleasure.

It was worth the $150 to watch two hot hookers bumping tacos while sucking my dick.

by urban pervert June 13, 2003

shit bumps

The Goose bumps your bodey produces in the act of shitting or about to go shitting

God dammit steven i got shit bumps on my arm i might be shitting or about to go shitting.

by myeyesarecold October 3, 2007

muff bumps

muff bumps: the equivalent of goose bumps to a girl's vagina when she is sexually aroused

Joe gives all the girls muff bumps.

by itsmeduhhxoxo September 30, 2011

booby bumps

When someone takes a hit of cocaine off of a woman's breast

Hey, wanna do some booby bumps?

by Derek Sanders August 29, 2006

Bump Pocketbooks

verb. Two lesbians having sex or two extremely feminine gay men having sex.

Daniel and his queeny boyfriend were bumping pocketbooks all night.

by Jim March 13, 2003

Bumped the kerb

When you are doing the business with the mrs and your purple headed battering ram exits the pink and enters the stink at speed!

Bloody hell Ben! I was nailing the mrs last night and bumped the kerb She went apeshit! Thought I'd broke my knob in half!

by Butler069 September 23, 2016