by jaskodoublelame February 19, 2023

by Tom Sellecked January 20, 2010

Annoying yuppi with a really fast and ear-damaging laugh. Should be shot immdeietly if discovered...Will buy his way out of anything
man: Dude, grab my shotgun, i want to shoot that Jono in the head!
Jono Brett: DUDE WHAT THE HELL YES HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
Jono Brett: DUDE WHAT THE HELL YES HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
by williewilliewilliepirate April 3, 2009

Brett is the definitive sigma male, he succeeds in life and in relationships without actively engaging in social interaction. Brett is introverted and shuns mainstream society, yet still manages to be a successful man who is popular with women
by MAGAMOFO July 7, 2022

A red version of the hulk.
by anonymous May 12, 2024

Brett is super athletic especially at football and is always nice to everyone. His super popular and is one of the best friends you can have. Girls love him because he is charming and athletic.
by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023

Dates every girl around here to get over the fact that he can’t get with the one he wants. Man whore. Doesn’t make the baseball team. Wears a letter jacket with nothing on it. Plays the sidelines in football. Gassed up Pontiac, kinda looks gay with his hair. Fake ear piercings. Actually a fuckboy, definition of fuck boy. Cologne smells like ass.
Girl 1 : He is an asshole
Girl 2 : you’re right, he was talking to both of us at the same time.
Girl 1: totally, such a brett hall move
Girl 2 : you’re right, he was talking to both of us at the same time.
Girl 1: totally, such a brett hall move
by Smoky mountain hoes May 14, 2018
