Throttling the bishop

To masterbate so vigorously that it resembles shaking a member of the clergy in a most violent manner

I've been really pushing my luck recently, you can only throttle your bishop so much before someone calls the cops Throttling the bishop

by Uncleboozer August 22, 2019

Seedy Bishop

When you go for confession but recieve oral sex instead

"Did you confess your sins?"

"Nah, I got a Seedy Bishop instead."

by Dr_Alto July 19, 2015

Arch Bishop Ryan High School

Arch Bishop Ryan High School is a school filled to the brim with whores and faggots men like to give each other blow jobs in the bathroom. Kinda gay ngl don’t go to this school unless your gay

Ethan ate all of the dick in Arch Bishop Ryan High School he also ate all the food

by Ethan Large September 7, 2021

Bishop Ryan

Bishop Ryan is a private catholic school in which parents put a lot of money into for their kid’s education until a false accusation is made and those parents kids get suspended for no reason just from the words of one kid

Parent #1: Your kids don’t go to Bishop Ryan do they?
Parent #2: Actually my kids do go there. Why?
Parent #1: Oh so your kids must get suspended for no reason at all

by LLAHSRAM NOSRETEP October 7, 2019

thrash the head off the bishop

To be engaged in a particularly enthusiastic session of pleasuring one’s self by relaxing in a gentleman’s way

Bollox to this, I’m off to thrash the head off the bishop

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

bishop

heart belonging to sami

bishop is sami’s.

by ZamiWaltkinz October 15, 2021

Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen

by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020