buzzer beater fuck up

When things are going good in your life and think you’re on the path to the next stage, then bam! Buzzer beater fuck up

Jim: “Hey John, how are things going with that girl you’re talking to? Moving on to the next step yet?”

John: “Not good. Another buzzer beater fuck up and I’m back to nothing”

by welfare.wayne February 24, 2022

boy beater

girl who has sex with a ton of boys

"its her 4th boy this week, she's a boy beater"

by Illumi :) May 30, 2024

Seniorita beater

Term for san miguel, strong Spanish lager and reference to Stella (known as wife beater)

I’ll have another seniorita beater…

by Noj83 September 21, 2021

rink beater

A word used to describe a chicken nugget that is overly cooked.

Arnold: Did you see that chicken nugget?
John: Yeah it was a rink beater.

by what_in_the_____ September 26, 2017

Bootyhole Beater

When you try to fist someone's ass hole but your fist is too big.

Man, you're a bootyhole beater.

by One guy who is chillin' November 11, 2021

gnome beater

When you have a bloody gnome and you proceed to jerk off anyway

That weird guy Michael in my class is a suspected gnome beater

by Mat the rat January 24, 2018

dune beater

A dune beater is somebody who performs lewd acts on themselves while at a public beach. Usually they are hidden in and around the scrub, bush or in the sand dunes waiting for unsuspecting victims to fap over.

Hey Julie, look there’s a dune beater having a wank in the bush over there. Don’t get too close.

by Dune Beater 1962 January 30, 2020