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Battering the lampshade

Akin to flicking the bean a term for manual stimulation of the female genitalia specifically the hood over the clitoris. Either as part of female masturbation or an act carried out by an obliging partner
Foreplay was amazing: I was battering the lampshade for hours
by csace April 4, 2020
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Pants batter

The creamy coloured stain that is on the gusset of females underwear.The stain is the result of one or various expulsions from the orifice known by numerous names, here my favourite shall be used. The cunt can have anything from lady juice,cum and various other things leaking. The residue that dries on the gusset is pants batter.
My pants batter looks like the top of a rice pudding.
by In A Rut February 17, 2024
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batter

when two minecraft characters break blokes and one is breaking a better block then the other which make him "batter" then the other
this guy is batter then this other guy
by lafa September 5, 2023
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Nugget Batter

The nugget batter is extra tasty today, try my meat nugget.
by JayyTheOrc May 28, 2021
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