Ashtons are whores and dont know how to control themselves online and post random shit.
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by An Ashton March 29, 2019
A fucking ass hole that is a huge simp for Maddies or Madisons. Maddies he prefers tend to have brown medium hair hazel eyes about 5, 4 or 5, 5 and is very thicc. Ashton is a HUGE narcissist and tends to think hes lived by all when everyone talks behind his back and hates him. Tends to fail at asking Maddies out just like he fails every test. While asking maddies out, he tends to put his hand in his pants for an extra boost of confidence.
Usually doesn't take showers for around 2-3 weeks and instead covers his stench with 300 pounds of axe. Often misses a bus in the mornings because he thinks he gets bullied and cant take the pressure. Doesn't listen to anyones opinion or suggestions because his is very ignorant. During school hours, he often picks his nose and eats it, but tries to cover it up with his hand. Body checks people named wyatt into a bathroom stall in pure anger after being REJECTED by people named maddie. Tends to take up all of keltons space on the bus and makes him fall into a state of pure depression. His comebacks usually consist of "so" "that's a you problem" or "thanks for the gesture".
Usually doesn't take showers for around 2-3 weeks and instead covers his stench with 300 pounds of axe. Often misses a bus in the mornings because he thinks he gets bullied and cant take the pressure. Doesn't listen to anyones opinion or suggestions because his is very ignorant. During school hours, he often picks his nose and eats it, but tries to cover it up with his hand. Body checks people named wyatt into a bathroom stall in pure anger after being REJECTED by people named maddie. Tends to take up all of keltons space on the bus and makes him fall into a state of pure depression. His comebacks usually consist of "so" "that's a you problem" or "thanks for the gesture".
by Selenathehoe May 05, 2020
Ashton is the Lord Farquaad of life. So insecure in himself that he constantly one ups people and puts others down to feel better about himself. Thinks he’s so hard to read, but everyone knows exactly how he is. Ashton will tell a story that he thinks makes him look like the man, but in reality everyone is full body cringing. Ashton thinks he’s Gods gift to women, but will never actually talk to any of them. Then later he will go and tell his friends that he has all these women that want him. Ashton: A one upper, over exaggerating baby back bitch.
John: “man I’m about to buy a motorcycle and show everyone how much of a man I really am”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
by Ohioidiot July 12, 2019
Ashton is amazing, he is super cool and a pro gamer, he is so cool but doesn’t believe any compliments you give him
by Definition dude November 23, 2023
An enigma of a man. He'll complain about something being in a video game, but if someone says it to him as a compliment, he'll accept it with honor and pride. He also typically tends to dislike things for the reason that they're popular, or that children like it.
"Did he complain about how a popular thing is bad, but then accept whatever that is when it's a compliment for him? What an Ashton move."
by Beans Lover 56765 July 30, 2021