hippy hour

Early showtimes (and endings) for bands (especially folk), due to the inability of aging hippies to stay up for late shows.

It sure was nice of Simon and Garfunkel to play that hippy hour show, I can't stay up past 9 any more.

by just jon January 23, 2013

Boner hours

The early morning and late night hours where guys make terrible decisions based on their uncontrollable boners.

(i.e. as soon as they wake up In the morning or as they lay awake lonely at night).

These ghosts have been coming out of the woodwork, but I don’t take texts sent during boner hours seriously.

by Larz in Charge May 19, 2020

butthole hour

An early hour of the morning in which you’re crawling to water after getting shblamed the night before.

I had butthole hours at 8am this morning 🙄

by buttholehours July 10, 2022

banana hour

The hour at which anything is hysterically funny (such as the random mention of the word banana) after staying awake for an extended period of time

Dude, it’s 4 am, why is Todd in the other room laughing his ass off?

Oh, it must be banana hour.

by BMDragon November 11, 2017

Mask Hours

Similar to milliamp-hour in the measurement in the capacity of a battery, Mask Hours or Mask Hour is used to measure the capacity of time a face-mask can be worn during a global pandemic.

Bro, you might want to change your blue face mask; the standard mask hours should be roughly 4 hours and you've worn yours for more than 32. Don't shake *my* hand.

by VisyVisyVis89 August 20, 2020

stoner hour

when time slows down; it seems like hours have passed but it's only been minutes

"Hey bro what time is it?"
"1:49 why?"

"Wow we got here at 1:15 and it seems like it's been hours!"

"Yeah dude it's cause we're on Stoner Hour"

by Alevillaxa September 25, 2017

shitpost hour

Time when people decide they want to shitpost (mostly in chat).

IT's shitpost hour m8!

by DefaltSimon June 20, 2017