Alan

The best person you’ll ever meet, a go getter, and a great friend to those close to him

He’s so easy to be around must be an Alan

by Boom boom kitty November 23, 2021

Alan Diff

When fucking idiot gay Alan can't play video games right so you lose

"Shit, we're losing, Alan diff."

by Poggers912 September 27, 2020

alan sax

The code name for anal sex you use so the teacher or parent doesn't know.

*teacher walks by
Hey, last night me and jill had alan sax.
Nice.

by alan sax September 22, 2015

Alan

Alan is a guy who really likes a certain chocolate cake, but he can't have said chocolate cake because he's an awkward pussy who doesn't know how to talk to girls. He also is a little bit gay and has a best friend named Eli.

Oh, Alan, yeah he totally likes her.

Oh yeah, Alan is such a moody asshole.

by tinnytintin September 21, 2022

Alan

A great Grandad who loves playing cars has a great imagination in everything

Alan is a great granddad

by 15476 February 2, 2022

Alan

Is a Male who likes to have sex with older women. They are tend to be embarrassed and very emotional when someone disagrees with his ideas. He is the type of guy who would have a threesome. But on the outside he is very hot and sexy which is why he is very attractive. He is a very funny and intelligent man who likes to go on adventures. If you know an Alan then you are very lucky. Do not let him go.

Your being such an Alan today Andrew.

by Hardman George July 15, 2020

Alan

Some dumbass who say the same lines over and over.

Alan says “no way!” And “Cuh!”

by Someoneyoudon’tknow August 16, 2021