adulting degenerate

When you can get your shit done and still have fun

Freakin adulting degenerate finished the marketing presentation in time to go to edc

by NickNite August 11, 2023

Adult Headache

A headache brought on by excessive consumption of alchohol.

Mom has an adult headache right now. Have some money to go hang out with your friends.

by Brielle6464 March 2, 2021

Adult hours

Anytime between 11pm-6 am people who are up mostly watching tv night owls gangsters or just can’t sleep

You walking the city streets at real nigga adult hours don’t get caught lacking fool

by KingInnaEarth February 1, 2021

Starbucks Cup Adult

PEOPLE WHO HOARD STARBUCKS HOLIDAY CUPS. (Or any Starbucks cup tbh.) Their cups usually sit in the cabinet and gets little-to-zero use.

Yeh, Karen is a full ‘Starbucks Cup Adult’. It might be worse than any ‘Disney Adult’ I know!!

by CL wisdom November 8, 2021

Teenage-Adult

Eighteen-nineteen year olds represent a 2-year gap when in which they're legally adults but technically also teenagers. This time often overlaps the first two years out of high school. Teenage adults are for the first time entitled to many new legal rights, and subjected to new societal expectations. Unique from other stages of adulthood such as twenties, thirties, ect. in that it only lasts two years as opposed to ten. How many responsibilities this entails varies from person to person and is still influenced by their level of dependance on their family for food, housing, and money.

The Bird family celebrated the 18th birthday of their Teenage-Adult son Chirp by gifting him eviction papers.

by ASinks May 23, 2024

Adult

A person who has almost legal access to all 18+ content.

You can't register on this site without age confirmation, it contains adult content!

by HookUpGeek January 4, 2019

adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

by Pseunonymous July 13, 2017