Crane aids

A word given to describe a relic of a piece of equipment in industry or a dinosaur. This turd equipment has usually been cobbled together by our forefathers and is typically on the brink of killing someone even though it is used overhead everyday to lift large items.

Hey Larry, the office sent me out today to work on that crane, it has crane aids, we better call osha.

by TyroneJefferson July 14, 2022

Gout aids

A terrible form of gout, usually contracted by people who reside in the North of England. Oddly an illness associated with a higher than average Milwaukee tool count.

"Dan's complaining a lot about his foot"

"He probably has gout aids"

by Broken_World October 31, 2022

Cancer Aids

Extremely annoying, or difficult to work with, to the point of utmost frustration

Dude have you seen the new website layout? Yeah it's cancer aids

by Kevinaorta August 8, 2023

AIDS of the throat

Noun. Symptom of a really bad cold that results in your throat being sore, and a hoarse voice resembling a smoker who's been smoking for 20 years. This term is used in only extreme cases, when your throat feels so bad that it's nowhere as near as sore as a normal cold.

Person 1: Man, you sound awful. Whats up with you?

Person 2: I frickin' have AIDS of the throat now shuttup!

by Seka January 2, 2008

AIDS

An abbreviation of the total sentence, A***** Is Dip Shit.
The word beginning with A will be anyone's name to whom your are making fun of.

Aids = "Adam is Dip Shit"
Aids = "Alex is Dip Shit"

by DabioMcFok August 18, 2016

cat aids

this is what my mate ed has every time he's Ill. Mainly due to fucking cats.

Shit, Ed's got cat aids again today and can't go to work dude!

by hol February 17, 2005

super aids

Super Aids, first discovered in July 2009, is a mutation of Auto Immune Deficiency Syndrome far more aggressive and harmful than previous strands of AIDS. It has displayed the ability to be transferred by carriers who do not feel any ill effects, and can be released by airborne, oral intake, or via sexual contact. Since it's first discovery in Indiana, individuals with symptoms of the disease have been identified in California, Louisiana, Texas, Virginia, Michigan, Washington D.C., New York, and Illinois.

Garrett contracted super aids after drinking after Kat at the party last night.

by kmay2 December 12, 2009