Top-decking

A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.
Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.
by bromp May 15, 2008
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top decker

A party trick
The trickster takes a dump in the cistern of the host's toilet, resulting in rusty water for months unless the offending turd is fished out and flushed away.
I went to that bastards party the other day, drank his beer, fucked his girlfriend and left him a top decker for the morning.
by Squealpiggy September 19, 2005
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zz top

by shanediesel September 27, 2005
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zz top

Guys who bet on who could grow thei beard the longest, except the drummer.


They want all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too.
ZZ Top are rumoured to enjoy tush.
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
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top drawer

Carlton, where did you get that argyle pull-over, it is top drawer.
by Geoff June 04, 2003
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Tuesday Tops

Expression derives from the concept of "Tits Out Tuesday" which is an Australian tradition in many office enviroments where the women try to out do each other by wearing blouses whose primary design function is to display as much cleavage as humanly possible whilst maintaning some pretense of an attempt to adhere to their office's Code of Conduct policies.
'Holy fuck! Check that out... it must be Tuesday!"

"I'm going shopping for some Tuesday Tops today... do you wanna come?'
by borysSNORC™ May 22, 2009
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Top Fighter

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Noun

A Top Fighter can be used to describe any Gypsy or traveller, but it specifically applies to Irish Tinkers.
Man of the roads, man of the lanes, man of the day, a travelling man; a Top Fighter.
by TopFighter August 11, 2010
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