Simp

Simp. A person who does anything including and not limited to, saying goodbye to their dignity, and their friends just so they might be able to have a chance at getting a partner. However most people specify that only males can simp. However you are so very wrong if you believe that hogwash May I direct you attention to Mikasa Ackerman from Attack on titan. She is the one of the biggest simps I’ve ever seen and I’m including Sanji from One Piece so there is no more reason to suggest only males can simp.

(Person 1: Hey Jim I took a look back and I completely disagree, Mikasa is a total simp

(Person 2: No she isn’t Sanji is, only guys can simp, duh

(Person 1: I think you need to seek a therapist because somethings wrong if you only think guys can simp.

by Majoritymars5 July 12, 2020

Simp

When one of the bois most likely named Michael Hall puts hoes before the bros

God Michael is such a simp

by That1bruhmoment June 3, 2020

simp

Guan

Guan is a simp

by guanlovesjosiemorethanshedoes March 3, 2020

SIMP

Silly Impression of a Male Primate.
Men that go out of their way to impress a female in an almost primal way, showing off everything they have, presenting her with presents.

You are really doing everything you can to get her to notice you, SIMP.

by philosopher72 January 13, 2021

Simp

Simp is an acronym which stands for "Sucker Idolizing Mediocre P****" It's used in which men show way too much appreciation towards women even when they aren't together. This is often used when men idolize female social media stars.

Person 1-"Dude she is so fine if you'd slap me I'd say thank you" Person 2-"Dude you're a simp bro"

by SplitPSoup September 28, 2020

Simp

Someone who will say or do anything to please someone hoping that they will end up dating that person. They just wish to be with that person.

My boy Ansel is a simp

by Nobody.......... April 29, 2020

Simp

A person who is ONLY nice/financially supportive to another person because they want sex from them in return.

Not to be confused with common human decency.

“God, he buys her flowers.. he’s such a simp”
“Is he doing it just for sex?”
“No..”
“Well then he’s not a fucking simp, Jeremy.“

by Heathenous Scoundrel April 22, 2020