Doing A Pete

Epically failing with everything in life and not knowing that it's happened.

Dave: "Watch out!"
Steve: *Being hit in the face*
Dave: "That's what I call Doing A Pete !!!"

by WB82 December 1, 2010

pete fury

Pete fury is a man who is a renowned sexual predator who masquerades as an american olympic gymnastic coach. Pray that your anus never feels the wrath of Pete fury!

me: you ok mate?

Scott: no, i was visited in the night by the beast Pete fury and he fisted my child like anus!

Me: that eplains why your walking like you've just ridden a horse bareback.

by theaveragematt September 8, 2012

jesum petes

Politely substituted for "Jesus Christ" in mixed company.

"Jesum Petes he slapped that bitch hard!"

by Jerome Todd April 19, 2018

Pete cherrico

He’s pretty fat

Whow Pete Cherrico is pretty wide

by Oxford research November 26, 2018

Pete-ist

A man who is a chauvinistic sexist narcissist. Otherwise known as a Pete-ist.

Why does Pete act the way he does?

He acts that way, because he is a Pete-ist.

by Filipino Wall Climber June 25, 2020

Pete Wentz

Just a stupid, gay bassist from the untalented band fall out boy that all teen girls seem to like, might be the wang shots he posted online?

Guy 1: You ever hear that Pete Wentz guy play?
Guy 2: Yeah and he sucks to the max
Guy 1: Hellz ya

by Adam Ritchie September 1, 2006

creepy pete

A radio dj by the name of Pete who has large pockets with unspoken idems inside.

That Creepy Pete has some might fine pockets.

by Ritilan Rachel March 11, 2005