john hayden

JFH, John Fucking Hayden. Born February 14, 1995. The Yale Grail. Super smarty pants that went to Yale for some sort of biological sciences bullshit. He's pretty cool, real nice hair. #40 on the Chicago Blackhawks. Scored his first NHL goal on March 18, 2017 against the Toronto Maple Leafs off a great pass by Jonathan Toews.

Person 1: did you see that new photo of john hayden
Person 2: he's out here lookin' like a damn snack

by G. E. A. June 17, 2017

HAYDEN WOOD

A HAYDEN WOOD is a fat and ugly white person

Person 1: man that dude is ugly and fat and a white dude.

Person2: yeah he must be a HAYDEN WOOD.

by Hwood015 April 6, 2020

Hayden Smith

Really cool and more cool👍. would sex on sight(because epic sexy and also cool).

Guys it's Hayden Smith, is this a fnaf reference? I'm literally cumming!

by LaminatedGrapes March 27, 2022

Hayden Fit

Hayden Fit is a person who is super fit. He spends 23 hours in the gym every minute and chugs a 5 gallons of pineapple juice to establish dominance. One who is Hayden Fit seems like a really fit guy.

"Oh look, it's Hayden Fit! Teach me how to get abs!"

by 2n1lah November 23, 2021

Hayden Teeter

The meme-iest guy around; if you show him a meme he either made it or saw it a year ago

“DUDE LOOK AT THIS MEME”
“I MADE THAT A YEAR AGO DUMBASS”
“FUCK YOU, DON’T BE A HAYDEN TEETER”

by Cunty McCunty May 24, 2018

hayden punch

When you punch a slut in the tit back down in the water

Susan said all she wanted for christmas was a "Hayden punch" so i belted that cunt

by Sus350 May 4, 2018

Hayden guzik

A very stinky ginger who dwells in the sewers of southern Massachusetts, otherwise known as ging kid by her friends. People with this name are known for their shear inability to play games like RDR2 and Hogwarts legacy as well as an expert ability to perfectly Fortnite dance at any time or occasion.

“Dude you smell like straight up Hayden Guzik… go take a shower!”
Hayden guzik is definetly gonna **** up the school!

by Mrnotant June 4, 2023