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Simp

A male who swallows their pride multiple times to do stuff for an ungrateful woman. A simp will go out of their way to please a woman hoping for some pussy, but everyone can see they will never get any. Typically tied to males with the name of Coby.
Guy 1: Coby "Downers" bought that girl lunch. Didn't she say she thought he was ugly?
Guy 2: She doesn't like him, but he still buys her lunch everyday. What a simp.
by fukcobyjowers January 23, 2020
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Simp

Squirrel In My Pants.
Based off of Candice Flynn’s hit song from famous television show “Phineas and Ferb.”

To call someone a Simp, means that it they are someone trying obsessively to get into another person’s pants/ genital organs.
A simp is someone prioritizing hooking up over all other people and activities.
“Yo stop being a f***ing simp.”
“Nah man. I’m trying to get into her vaginal opening.”
by That Dude Kid March 28, 2020
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Simp

Someone who will, at the cost of their own happiness and self worth, adjust their own personality / behaviour to please a love interest.
Guy 1 : 'Bro you seen that Will Smith slap? Mans simping haaarrrdd'
Guy 2 : 'Ye that bitch got him brainwashed'
by Yenicememe May 9, 2022
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Simp

A simp is a particular person who would do anything to get into any kind of relationship with a woman, ignoring his close ones and also ditching them, also known as; ''ape brain ooga booga must repopulate sex sex ooga sex'' people.
Simp: hi please dont ignore my tier 3 sub please I sold my liver to donate to you miss please can you be my girlfriend please
Some twitch thot: what the fuck are you doing in my room
Simp: *ape noises*
Some twitch thot: hello yes 911? I have another simp on me please send a M.T.F.
Simp: *angry ape noises*
by FUGiiBoi May 25, 2020
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SIMP

A simp is one who puts his hoe before his bros.
Will has ditched us for “****” again, he’s such a fucking simp
by NotInvolved February 16, 2020
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Simp

A man who will do anything for alil p*ssy
Connor is such a simp
by Fishpog April 2, 2020
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Simp

A man who harasses women in an attempt to get sex. Simps are known to act pathetic and pretend to respect women. They do not, in fact, respect women at all and are misogynistic incels in disguise.
“This simp is in my dms again. He’s been begging to send me dick pics for a week! Why can’t simps take no for an answer?”
by jcrew889 March 29, 2020
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